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Masturbation in public parks now legal for one hour per day

Curtis Hixon Park

A new addendum has certified that masturbation in public parks is now legal for one hour per day, every day of the week. After a 6-3 vote by the Tampa Parks Authority, exposing sexual organs in public for self gratification is now legal from 8-9pm every night, as long as it’s within park limits. The…

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Who has bigger whores: Tampa or St. Pete?

Whores

The eternal question of which location has more women willing to engage in immediate sexual activity has plagued the minds of Tampa citizens for centuries, however with careful consideration and study, we can learn definitively which side of the bridge homes more whores. To do so, we must break down each side. Tampa Tampa has…

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BREAKING: Guy Has Sex

TAMPA, FL – During an exclusive interview with TNF, Brad Ormond, 28, disclosed that he had sex last night. The following is a transcript of that interview. SH – “So, Brad, you said you had something you wanted to get off your chest?” BO – “Yeah bro. You know that chick I was talking to…

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