Posts Tagged ‘Gasparilla Fest’
Native American graveyard declared Gasparilla Grand Marshall
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Read MoreTampa woman will name baby after father
Sandy Callahan of Tampa recently found out that she’s pregnant and the only plan she’s made so far is to name the child after its father. “They traced it back and apparently I got pregnant on January 28th, which was Gasparilla, which I think makes sense,” she said. “It’s not like I remember all the…
Read MoreTampa woman accused of being fun at parties
Following an exchange between young women in Tampa regarding Gasparilla activities, a local life coach is the victim of a slanderous accusation. A group of six to eight University of Tampa students was excitedly sharing intended plans to drink copious amounts of alcoholic beverages and engage in indiscriminate sexual activity with strangers during todayâs annual…
Read MoreYacht snob falls overboard, delighting Gasparilla crowd
A strong gust of winter wind caused some rich douche probably named Thad or Bryce or something like that to fall off his yacht into the unseasonably cold and murky waters of Tampa Bay yesterday during the annual Gasparilla pirate celebration, to the sheer utter joy of witnesses gathered along Bayshore Blvd. to watch the…
Read MoreQuiz: What should you do for Gasparilla?
After a brief hiatus due to COVID, Gasparilla is back! On Saturday, January 29th, just less than two weeks from now, a huge crowd will gather along Bayshore Boulevard as bead-throwing, rum-swigging pirates invade Tampa. Now is the time to start making your plans and the first thing you need to do is decide if…
Read MoreGuy who got peed on at Rockville Festival named Gasparilla grand marshal
A Tampa man who said his name is Tommy Wanxworth claims to be the previously unidentified fan that Brass Against lead singer Sophia Urista urinated on during the band’s performance at the Rockville Festival in Daytona Beach last month and has been named the Grand Marshal of the 2022 Gasparilla celebration in Tampa, starting in…
Read MoreGasparilla cancelled for first time not due to war or racism: pissed-off Tampa Bay citizens speak out
Ye Mystic Krewe of Gasparilla announced this morning that this year’s Gasparilla parades, that had previously been postponed until April, have been cancelled. “Only a handful of times did our daring pirate invaders decide to spare the city from invasion due to unprecedented world events. This year, our pirates are making a similar decision to…
Read MoreSpecial Gasparilla event scheduled
Inspired by New Orleans residents who have taken to decorating their homes like parade floats since traditional annual Mardi Gras festivities arenât taking place, the City of Tampa is creating a special event to fill the void created by the postponement of Gasparilla. âLetâs face it; Gasparilla holds a special place in so many peopleâs…
Read MoreSomali pirates disappointed with decision to delay Gasparilla
“I know we really get into the pirate thing but those guys take it to the next level.”
Read MoreTampa announces dates and tickets for inaugural âGasparilla Kink Festivalâ
Marriott Hotel – Hillsborough County – Friday, 3.22.2019 Between an arts festival and a music festival, there will now be an official, âGasparilla Kink Festivalâ inviting Floridians and international guests alike, to celebrate âkinkiness.â âYea, weâre just trying to ride that âGasparillaâ brand-wave,” says CEO of Exploitation Wave Capital, a hedge-fund based out of New…
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