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Governor DeSantis accidentally says ‘gay’

Ronnie Gay

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis mistakenly used the word ‘gay’ yesterday and is now terminally homosexual. He was attending a formal fundraising dinner event in Clearwater and was telling those assembled that they should pray before they began eating, but had heard an Elton John song on the radio on his way to the function, causing…

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Straight guy refuses to ride gay bus to Gayville

Gay Pride Bus

St. Petersburg’s Gary Glanderson disrupted a Pinellas Suncoast Transit Authority (PSTA) route briefly Tuesday afternoon when he refused to board a bus decorated in observance of the recently completed St. Pete Pridefest 2021. “Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell is this?”, Glanderson exclaimed when the rainbow-wrapped Route 9 bus pulled up to the stop at…

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Homophobes threaten to not use local bridges lit up for Pride

Sunshine Skyway

Following a decision from the office of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis to override recent Florida Department of Transportation policies to not light local bridges in honor of Gay Pride month, local homophobes are threatening to boycott the Sunshine Skyway and other spans. “First of all, I’m not a homophobe”, said Denny Knockwurst of St. Petersburg.…

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Ron DeSantis Tells Faggots to Suck It Up

DeSantis PRIDE

Continuing his promise to make life impossible for gays in Florida, Ron DeSantis today announced that along with defunding the mental health care for Pulse nightclub shooting survivors, he will personally call each and every one of them to tell them to suck it up. “I get it, you faggots had a bad night a…

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Homophobe’s hot take fails spectacularly

Problem with Pride

Local bigoted moron Randy Frazier, who looks exactly like you’d expect, is recovering after a recent ill-advised and poorly executed attempt at a sick burn directed toward the Tampa Bay Lightning and the LGBTQ community. The defending Stanley Cup champion Lightning recently announced a spate of theme nights to be observed at upcoming home games…

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Tampa News Force to launch new LGBTQ site


“We recognize that we could do a better job of inclusion when it comes to some marginalized factions of our community”, said TNF vice president of gender neutrality Terry Kelly. “With that in mind, we are proud to announce our newest venture, TNFLGBTQ!”

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Tampa man thrilled with fabulous new Proud Boys merch

Proud Bois

Russell Wheedler of Tampa is a member of the controversial far-right organization known as the “Proud Boys”, a group with a history of engaging in violent confrontations and that has been associated with white supremacy movements. He is very excited about new Proud Boys merchandise, clothing and accessories suddenly available for sale. “I can’t wait…

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