Posts Tagged ‘Gay’
Messengers spreading gay agenda door-to-door now
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Read MoreTarget vandal Ethan Schmidt gets engaged at Ybor gay bar
Congratulations Ethan Schmidt! We couldn’t be happier for you!
Read MoreAl-Qaeda praises Florida State Representative Jeff Holcomb
Florida State Representative Jeff Holcomb, a Republican representing District 53 in Hernando County and a lieutenant in the US Naval Reserve stated during remarks on the House floor Monday that “… our terrorist enemies hate homosexuals more than we do”. “Isis, the Taliban, and Al-Qaeda, those are the folks who discriminate. We bombed a building…
Read MoreGod decides during pride month gays can go to heaven
The creator of everything, God, notorious for being against the concept of homosexuality, has decided to soften his stance on same-sex love, by allowing gay people to get in to heaven during pride month. “I’ll be honest, hell is just becoming too gay, I’ve sent so many gay people there, and I get so much…
Read MoreTampa Pride taking new, unorthodox direction in leadership
At last night’s monthly board meeting of Tampa Pride, the organization appointed a new and highly unconventional leader, Tony Capozio, a heterosexual cis male from New Jersey with experience in managing labor disputes. The organization was thrown into turmoil last week when a high-ranking board member made disparaging remarks toward drag performers, remarks which have…
Read MoreNew legislation makes it illegal to talk about gay stuff during school shootings
A new law handed down from the Florida State legislature makes it illegal to discuss anything ‘gay’ during a school shooting. “Those last few precious moments in a child’s life before they’re gunned down in a classroom should be spent apologizing to God or begging for mercy or regretting that your teacher isn’t armed, not…
Read MoreGovernor DeSantis accidentally says ‘gay’
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis mistakenly used the word ‘gay’ yesterday and is now terminally homosexual. He was attending a formal fundraising dinner event in Clearwater and was telling those assembled that they should pray before they began eating, but had heard an Elton John song on the radio on his way to the function, causing…
Read MoreTampa News Force clarifies official stance on Parental Rights In Education Bill
As it pertains to CS/CS/HB 1557, what is known as the “Parental Rights in Education” bill and also referenced as the “Don’t Say Gay” bill, the ownership, management and editorial staffs of Tampa News Force would like to take this opportunity to unequivocally state the organization’s official position as follows; Gay gay gay gay gay…
Read MoreClearwater man might be too ok with wife’s relationship with gay friend
“They’re constantly play-wrestling and stuff. I’d be nervous if Roberto weren’t gay! Sometimes he slaps her on the ass, tells her how much he likes her tits and calls her a bitch which is something gay guys do all the time, I guess. I could never do that!”
Read MoreStraight guy refuses to ride gay bus to Gayville
St. Petersburg’s Gary Glanderson disrupted a Pinellas Suncoast Transit Authority (PSTA) route briefly Tuesday afternoon when he refused to board a bus decorated in observance of the recently completed St. Pete Pridefest 2021. “Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell is this?”, Glanderson exclaimed when the rainbow-wrapped Route 9 bus pulled up to the stop at…
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