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Governor DeSantis accidentally says ‘gay’

Ronnie Gay

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis mistakenly used the word ‘gay’ yesterday and is now terminally homosexual. He was attending a formal fundraising dinner event in Clearwater and was telling those assembled that they should pray before they began eating, but had heard an Elton John song on the radio on his way to the function, causing…

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Straight guy refuses to ride gay bus to Gayville

Gay Pride Bus

St. Petersburg’s Gary Glanderson disrupted a Pinellas Suncoast Transit Authority (PSTA) route briefly Tuesday afternoon when he refused to board a bus decorated in observance of the recently completed St. Pete Pridefest 2021. “Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell is this?”, Glanderson exclaimed when the rainbow-wrapped Route 9 bus pulled up to the stop at…

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Kids-only gay bar opens in Ybor

Gay bar for kids

“Totz”, a new gay bar catering exclusively to children, has opened on 7th Avenue in Ybor. Owner and manager Rico Freddy said, “It’s not really a ‘gay bar’ per se. I mean, it is a bar and it’s for gay people and it’s staffed by gay people. Huh. Well, I guess by definition it actually…

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Homophobe misses Pride festivities

Pride hater

“Since I can remember, I’ve had a deep hatred for gay people and been committed to erasing them and their deviant ways”, he says. “Now that they’re actually gone, I’m kind of sad about it.”

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