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Tampa News Force acquires naming rights to former Outback Bowl

Bowl Game

The annual New Year’s Day college bowl game played at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, formerly known as the Outback Bowl, has a new name: the Tampa News Force Gay Pride Logo College Football Bowl. Bowl officials announced the four-year agreement Thursday afternoon during a ceremony at the Sunoco Station at the corner of Nebraska…

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DeSantis unlocks another achievement on way to Tyrant Master Badge


Florida Governor Ron DeSantis took another huge step forward in his quest to earn the somewhat coveted Tyrant Master Badge by threatening the Special Olympics with $27 million in fines for 5,500 violations of state law for requiring proof of coronavirus vaccination for attendees or participants. The Special Olympics dropped the restriction and released a…

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Gov. DeSantis seen returning Louis Vuitton glasses


Florida Governor Ron DeSantis was spotted at International Mall returning a pair of Louis Vuitton sunglasses to the Louis Vuitton store. “They made me wait in that line outside just to return these.” DeSantis shook his head addressing the gathering of press outside of the store. “They were just too expensive, I couldn’t do it.”…

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DeSantis criminalizes ‘freaky Asian chicks’

Freaky Asian Chicks

In sweeping new stateside legislation introduced and passed into law entirely by Governor Ron DeSantis himself, what are described as “freaky Asian chicks” are now illegal in the state of Florida. “Man, they’re weird”, said DeSantis. “I don’t know what they’re up to, with their backpacks and schoolgirl costumes and coy giggling, but it can’t…

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Ron DeSantis preemptively buys Rat domain name

The office of Governor Ron DeSantis has acquired numerous domain names to preemptively stop any trolling, including Rat, Mole Rat, Sniveling, and Worst Governor, to name a few amongst the hundreds bought. “The Governor was worried people might use those platforms to gather and ridicule him in a public forum, and…

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Governor DeSantis creates an OnlyFans

Ron Desantis arrested for stealing from fruit truck

Governor Ron DeSantis recently announced that handling Florida’s COVID-19 crisis has left him lost and confused, and effective immediately he will be stepping down as governor to become a Social Media “baddie.” Governor DeSantis claimed that being the governor was extremely stressful and it wasn’t for him anymore. He has since created an OnlyFans account…

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