Posts Tagged ‘Holidays’
Quiz: What kind of holiday gift are you?
There are only a couple of shopping days until The Big Day. No doubt you have people in your life who say YOU are all the gift they would ever want. And no doubt they mean that sincerely, but there are gifts and then there are GIFTS. So exactly what kind of gift are you?…
Read MoreTampa dog approves of Christmas
Piccolo, a Corgi who lives near Oldsmar, has decided that Christmas is pretty good. “I can’t speak for all dogs, but I think it’s nice”, he said. “I know some dogs hate wearing the goofy outfits and that there is a lot of noise and commotion, which can cause anxiety. I get that and I…
Read MoreLow-level employee attends wrong company holiday party
Due to being included in a group email by mistake, Mike Clunbgh, a shipping clerk for United Business System Analysis Coordinators, Inc. in Tampa, attended the wrong employee holiday party Saturday night. “Right company, but definitely the wrong party actually,” said Clunbgh. “Jennifer is the one who sent out the email. I guess she should…
Read MoreTampa CEO sexually aroused by action taken by Better.com
Brent Sppoonholder, the CEO of Integrated Associated Business Systems Inc., a Tampa-based company that makes profits, had an interesting reaction to the news that Better.com recently fired 900 employees during a Zoom call. “This is the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life,” he said. “And technically, it isn’t porn so I can’t even…
Read MoreTampa man annoys neighbors with Thanksgiving fireworks
Danny Gwishtner of Tampa has drawn the ire of his Town and Country neighbors for setting off fireworks in his backyard on Thanksgiving for some reason. “I couldn’t figure out what the hell he was doing”, said Kevin Hormuz who lives directly next door. “So that was the exact question I asked him: ‘what the…
Read MoreTop Five Items That Should NOT Be Donated To Holiday Food Drives
The holiday season kicks into full gear officially today, with it being Thanksgiving. That means various establishments and institutions will be launching their annual food drives to benefit the less fortunate. You’re a kind and compassionate person who wants to help and we want to help you in helping others. We’re all here to helpity…
Read MoreCheck out the 1st Annual Tampa News Force Christmas TV Spectacular Special
From our hyper-local satirical news outlet to your anywhere-in-the-world consumer viewing household, it’s our first holiday TV special with John Jacobs, Josh Santos, Clark Brooks and your host, the rookie Sensation herself, Cannzana Stockwil! Featuring a musical performance from special guest, St. Paul Peterson! Enjoy!
Read MoreTampa News Force official 2020 holiday gift guide
Happy Black Friday! In order to help you shop for gifts this year, we’ve enlisted the help of Vixxxie the TNElf, and her stupid boyfriend Brad, who have gathered a selection of items for sale from some of Tampa Bay’s best comedians. “Hi everyone! I’m Vixxxie the TNElf and I’ve found some just wonderful products…
Read MoreTampa man thankful for legitimate excuse to not attend Thanksgiving gatherings this year
Tampa’s Carl Kroboks is excited that quarantine guidelines and restrictions stemming from the Covid-19 pandemic are giving him a valid reason to be alone on Thanksgiving. “It’s not that everybody hates me, but nobody really likes me very much. That’s not the same thing. And it isn’t self-pity for the sake of seeking attention; just…
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