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Special Gasparilla event scheduled

Inspired by New Orleans residents who have taken to decorating their homes like parade floats since traditional annual Mardi Gras festivities aren’t taking place, the City of Tampa is creating a special event to fill the void created by the postponement of Gasparilla. “Let’s face it; Gasparilla holds a special place in so many people’s…

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Tampa boy conquers bed-wetting problem, gets boat parade

Boat parade

8-year-old Kyle Veeters of Tampa has finally overcome a severe nocturnal enuresis issue he’s been dealing with his whole life – until very recently. “We’re so proud of Kyle”, said his mother Beverly Veeters. “He was a big boy and went three nights in a row with no pee-pee accidents!” Kyle’s father Tim expressed relief…

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Tampa Police Department launches ‘Open Cop’ night

Open Cop Night presser

Mayor Jane Castor appeared at a press conference held at Tampa Police Headquarters with Chief Brian Dugan early this morning to announce a new community initiative. “Everybody wants to criticize our law enforcement officers these days”, she said, “You think it’s so easy? Okay, then you get out there and try it.” With that she…

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City of Tampa sells “Back The Blue” street mural

The highly controversial, pro-police, illegally painted “Back The Blue” street mural has been sold to a wealthy French art collector. Jean-Pierre Malbec delivered a personal check for $14 million to Mayor Jane Castor late yesterday afternoon. “Please, please, please. My friends call me JP”, he said, introducing himself to local media at a press conference…

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Castor and Bloomberg accidentally kiss at breakfast meeting

Jane Castor and Mike Bloomberg accidentally kiss during meeting

News of Tampa Mayor Jane Castor, and 2020 Presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg accidentally kissing when they met for a publicity breakfast last week broke this morning. “I saw it happen, he kissed her right on the lips.” Said Denver Enkmin, patron of the Diner when the event took place. “He was walking up to shake…

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