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Secret society member almost gets in trouble


A rookie TPD officer is making headlines after processing Jeremiah Rothsfather, a well known high-ranking member of a wealthy, elite, powerful, secret organization. “What a rookie idiot, he had no clue!” Laughed officer Perry Ramirez, partner of the rookie officer who has asked to remain unnamed due to impending doom. “He’s going to be whacked…

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Ghislaine Maxwell claims that Jeff Epstein was a fan of Tampa News Force

Before inevitably rotting in hell, Ghislaine Maxwell revealed while in federal custody, that her former confidant and notoriously dead billionaire, Jeff Epstein, was an avid reader of Tampa News Force. “He would get notifications on his phone every time an article was posted,” Maxwell cried in the official audio of her interrogation. “We would sit…

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