Posts Tagged ‘Jokes’
19 famous nepo-babies sure to make you go hog wild
These things are everywhere!
Read MoreWealthy males living above Richmond, Virginia entitled to compensation
This should help a little.
Read MoreNon binary dog saves Italian ice competition
How cool is this dog? 🧊🐕
Read MoreCis male releases sexual fluidity music video
This song is a banger!
Read MoreJournalist struggles with identity crisis
“I’m rich and I identify as rich, but I am stuck in a non-rich person’s body, so I am asking for donations to help me through this transition and buy this Burberry trench coat I really want.”
Read MoreSacred Geometry just a bunch of gay numbers
I went to check out all that sacred geometry bullsh*t that everybody is always talking about and it was just a bunch of stupid numbers. Who cares? So everything in life can be broken down mathematically and that’s where binary comes from, and all matter is just tiny particles floating around and colliding and this…
Read MoreTampa man regrets ending year on sour note with boss
A full day after an unfortunate incident at his job, Ronald Robertson, a clerk at ClerkCo’s home office in downtown Tampa, was still feeling remorse to the point of being in a state of mild shock. “I just can’t believe it,” he said. “I had my shot and I blew it. There’s no excuse and…
Read MoreWhich party consumes more Adrenochrome? Democrat or Republican: A full breakdown
Conspiracies have flown around the internet for a while now that wealthy elites in power consume the blood of children who have been scared to release adrenaline. (This is something that people sincerely believe.) We’re going to breakdown which party most-likely consumes more of this enriched blood. Democrat: Great with image, everything is about perception…
Read MoreMan famous for cancelling people gets cancelled
Donovan Menendez “Canny” Cancelero, a 45-year-old dog breeder who rose to fame by publicly cancelling people on his Etsy page has been cancelled himself after word got out that he’s a necrophiliac of animals. “Donovan cancelled me for leaving an 8% tip on my Steak-N-Shake meal, so to get back at him I did a…
Read MoreSecret society member almost gets in trouble
A rookie TPD officer is making headlines after processing Jeremiah Rothsfather, a well known high-ranking member of a wealthy, elite, powerful, secret organization. “What a rookie idiot, he had no clue!” Laughed officer Perry Ramirez, partner of the rookie officer who has asked to remain unnamed due to impending doom. “He’s going to be whacked…
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