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Man turns Jewish after drinking from Hillsborough River

New Jew

Tinsley Jordan, a Wisconsin man who was visiting Tampa on vacation by himself, has reportedly turned Jewish after drinking water from the Hillsborough River. The river, which is not supposed to be consumed by humans due to pollution, has no previous history of changing anyones race or religion, however, it is documented on a security…

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Hitler travels through time to stop Kanye West

Hitler v Kanye

Adolf Hitler has appeared back in the public eye for the first time since the second World War. Claiming he’s used a time machine to travel to the future to stop Kanye from making antisemitic remarks, Hitler explained, “You’re only allowed to travel to the future, that’s how the technology of my time machine works,…

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