Posts Tagged ‘Kanye’
Kanye to feature Trump and Biden on upcoming new release
At the end of July, Kanye West will be releasing a new track which is to feature both President Trump and Joe Biden. It’s poised to be the hottest song of the decade. Alas, a song so important, Apple released a push notification which took precedence over Amber and weather alerts alike. Never in the…
Read MoreThat One Chicken Who Runs Wild Around Ybor Announces She’s Running for President
Shortly after Kanye announced he plans to run for president in the upcoming November election, that chicken who runs wild around Ybor announced that she, too, will also be running for president. Not the one chicken you’re probably thinking of, the other one. The one with the brown feath – no not that one –…
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