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What kind of hammer should you buy?

Hammer Man

One thing you often hear from gun advocates in the wake of a mass shooting is, “guns aren’t at fault; it could have just as easily been a psycho with a hammer”. And just because that never happens doesn’t mean they’re wrong. You are just as subject to being the victim of a mass hammering…

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Odessa family installs mass shooting victims pool

Pool

The Menando family, who lives on Gunn Highway in Odessa near Tampa may have the most unique swimming pool in the state of Florida: it’s in the shape of the aftermath of a mass shooting. “It’s actually four separate pools and they’re supposed to represent us; me, my wife Brenda, our son Kevin and our…

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Mass shootings should end now that St. Pete woman is sick of them

Following a mass shooting at an Independence Day parade in Highland Park, Illinois yesterday, Sandy Sterns of St. Petersburg has declared that she is completely over it. “This stuff happens all the time. It’s ridiculous”, she said. “And yesterday was a holiday; we all had the day off and were supposed to celebrate America and…

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Casinos start betting on school shootings

Shootings Odds

Casinos across the country have started accepting wagers on when and where school shootings will take place. Depending on how close to the time and location your bet is, will determine your payout. “For example, you could place a bet on something as general as January in Minnesota.” Said Jackie King, manager at Black Jackies…

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