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Man matches with Jane Castor on Tinder

Jane on Tinder

Jack Kringsley, a 42-year-old Hillsborough resident, claims that he matched with Tampa Mayor, Jane Castor on Tinder and has photo evidence to prove it. “She super liked me!” Kringsley said. “I had boosted my profile on a Tuesday morning, and within 15 minutes, former police chief/current Tampa Mayor, Jane Castor had matched with me! We…

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Special Gasparilla event scheduled

Inspired by New Orleans residents who have taken to decorating their homes like parade floats since traditional annual Mardi Gras festivities aren’t taking place, the City of Tampa is creating a special event to fill the void created by the postponement of Gasparilla. “Let’s face it; Gasparilla holds a special place in so many people’s…

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Mayor Castor singlehandedly repels pirate invasion

Mayor Jane Castor continues to do cop stuff despite her saying she won't be a mayor and a cop at the same time

For the first time in the city’s history, the annual invasion of Tampa by pirates from Ye Mystic Krewe of Gasparilla has been thwarted. Mayor Jane Castor, formerly Tampa’s chief of police, acting alone but under the authority of herself, fought off a group of more than a dozen rich, doughy white guys in silk…

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Mayor Castor pardons ISIS turkey

Jane Castor pardons turkey with ties to ISIS

Mayor Jane Castor is receiving some criticism for pardoning a Thanksgiving turkey with verified ties to the terrorist organization known as ISIS. “Image is everything and it’s a very bad look for the leader of our city. Why in the world would we ever associate our community in any way with a bunch of bloodthirsty…

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Mayor Castor still doing cop stuff

Mayor Jane Castor continues to do cop stuff despite her saying she won't be a mayor and a cop at the same time

Local TV station WFTS, Channel 28, is reporting Tampa mayor Jane Castor recently helped the Tampa Bay Police Department track down and arrest a burglar. “After preaching for 31 years to every citizen in the community when you see something suspicious, call us up so we can go check it out,” said Castor, who served…

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