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Relatively unattractive person is missing or something, nobody cares

Missing Person

A woman from the Town and Country neighborhood of Tampa has not been seen for over a week and nobody really cares because by comparison to other women, she’s not very attractive. Sheriff Chad Chronister addressed local media about the situation yesterday. “The subject’s name is Marcy Garner. She’s 32-years-old, overweight with red hair, bad…

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Incompetent amateur sleuth turns out to be far worse grief counselor

In light of tragic breaking news that authorities have announced that they had found human remains in Wyoming consistent with a description of missing Florida woman Gabrielle Petito, a Tampa woman’s advice on dealing with grief is even worse than her stunningly inept detective skills.  Amanda Manderson, a self-described “news junkie” has been emphatically declaring…

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