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August 2019 Horoscope

You can look to the stars for guidance, but make sure there isn’t any oncoming traffic you are about to walk into. Leo Hey you! Yeah you. Just shut up already. You talk entirely too much. Virgo You are very virtuous. Virtuous is boring. Go crazy. Let your inner floozy shine! Libra Much the opposite…

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Horoscope for the rest of July 2019

The stars took a vacation for two weeks, but they are back and ready to add that extra spice to your life! REMEMBER: Mercury is in retrograde so take care of yourselves, folks! Leo Entering into the season of you, remember to live life without limits! The world is your toilet bowl.  Virgo Sometimes what…

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TNF Horoscope: First Week of July

Horoscope for June 30 to July 6, 2019 Are the stars quietly whispering your future, or are they violently yelling about your past? Cancer This is the week you will finally try crystal meth. Leo Don’t let anyone tell you seltzer is a subpar beverage. Virgo You are overflowing with joy and new ideas. You…

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TNF Horoscope: Last week of June

Horoscope for June 23 to June 30, 2019 Ever stare up at the night sky and wonder what the stars are trying to tell you? Well we have a round up for what you can expect this week: Cancer It’s your season baby! The stars are aligning for you to party like it’s 1999 or…

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