Posts Tagged ‘Pasco County’
Florida legislature takes steps to make roads more dangerous
SB 1194 allows Florida drivers to use hazard lights on roads with speed limits at or above 55 mph when the conditions create “extremely low visibility.” Seriously. Not a joke.
Read More“Honest” Car Dealer in Pasco Cheats on Wife with Inflatable Green Tube Man
The owner of Honest Jim’s Automotive, Keith “Honest Jim” Turlingham, recently found himself embroiled in a sex scandal. Reports have been received that Turlingham has been in a months-long affair with an employee at his dealership – an eight foot tall inflatable green tube man that the staff has taken to calling “Murray”. “Yeah, Keith…
Read MoreSnowcat Ridge re-opens
After a brief closure due to safety concerns, Snowcat Ridge has re-opened. The first-of-its-kind snow park in Pasco County was forced to temporarily stop operations because its permit was revoked by the county because of what county officials described as “life-safety issues”. In a news release, the county said during several visits, Fire Rescue and…
Read MoreFlorida Man Stabs Gun with Flamethrower
A man who recently purchased a flamethrower from Elon Musk is receiving a lot of attention on his social media. “I saw the flamethrower for sale, and it wasn’t illegal to have it in my county,” said Pasco County resident Beephy Wellington. “The flamethrower had a fire sword mode and I’ve just been going…
Read MoreHoly Hole! TNF’s EXCLUSIVE coverage of the sinkhole on State Road 54
Natural occurrence? Portal to the Netherworld? Something even more dark and sinister? Tampa News Force’s special certified sinkhole expert correspondent Cannzana StockWil gets to the bottom – literally – of the Pasco Fiasco, the massive sinkhole that’s either the harbinger of dark things to come or rocks moving around underground or whatever the hell is…
Read MoreSinkhole aliens show up for early voting
Today marks the start of early voting in Florida. Experts expect a record turnout after more than 25 million citizens in other states have already gone to the polls. In early October, a sinkhole opened up in Trinity on Little Road in front of Varsity Club Sports Bar. Since its inception, officials say the sinkhole…
Read MoreBars, good and terrible, prepare to re-open tomorrow
The state of Florida ban on bars opening ends Monday morning at 12:01AM, finally allowing local watering holes to resume operating and hopefully generate revenue and bring some service industry employees back to work. During the ban that was put in place back in March as a result of quarantine measures related to the COVID-19…
Read MoreBoycott planned for restaurant nobody planned to patronize anyway
A group of three concerned St. Petersburg residents, led by Gretchyn Flitchet, a self-unemployable kombucha enthusiast, is planning to boycott Ron’s Raw Dogs, a restaurant specializing in uncooked sausage products in Port Richey. The owner of the restaurant, Ron Blubgart, recently posted an angry tirade on the Ron’s Raw Dogs Facebook page, calling out several…
Read MorePasco Man Sues Charity over (No) Fun Run
Land O’Lakes Strip Mall – Pasco County – Thursday, 2.21.2019 A Pasco County resident is suing Lil Gamerz, a 501(c)(3) charity based in Land O’ Lakes, over what he claims was a bad experience at a recent fundraiser. The event, “Run For Red Dead,” featured a 5K race, as well as a one mile Fun Run.…
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