Posts Tagged ‘Pizza Party’
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Read MoreTrump endorses Clearwater pizzeria
Former or current President of the United States Donald Trump has offered his enthusiastic support of Sonny’s Pizza, a small pizza and subs shop in Clearwater. “He approached us, not vice-versa, which is wild,” said owner Tim “Sonny” Schwartz. “Apparently he called lots of pizza places in Florida before reaching us. I guess we got…
Read MoreGrady Judd takes side gig delivering pizza
Pasco County Sheriff Grady Judd has taken on a part-time job as a delivery person for the newly opened Jerry’s Pizza on 19 in New Port Richey. “After Andrew Tate and his brother were arrested in Romania when he released a video of himself enjoying some Jerry’s Pizza in response to a battle with a…
Read MoreNew Concept Restaurant Seeks to Train Child Soldiers
A new concept restaurant with a shooting range hopes to engage the next generation of second amendment rights activist. “We want to be the Chuck E Cheese of guns,” said Barbie Bellie, founder of Pistol Planet. “In our restaurant we want children to hold a gun in one hand and a slice of pizza in…
Read MoreCongress authorizes Pizza Party stimulus package for essential workers
After a daunting 9 month wait and just in time for Christmas, Congress has passed another landmark stimulus package aimed at lessening Covid-19’s blow to the middle class. The “Pizza Party Entitlement act” (or PPE act for short) provides vouchers for 2 free slices to be given to frontline/essential workers, available to be used at…
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