Posts Tagged ‘racist’
Scientist discovers white people DO have a racist bone in their bodies
A scientist at the University of South Florida has determined that in spite of years and years of claims to the contrary, white people actually do have a racist bone in their bodies. “The as-yet unnamed newly discovered bone, joining the 206 previously known, can be found in the skull but is not part of…
Read MoreRacists claim victory in Tampa Bay Lightning line-up “failure”
For the first time in the 104-year history of the NHL, a forward line consisting of all black players started a game when the Tampa Bay Lightning sent out Daniel Walcott, Gemel Smith and Mathieu Joseph to begin Monday night’s tilt against the Florida Panthers in Sunrise, a game the Lightning lost 4-0. “Welp, I guess that settles…
Read MoreExpert bigot starting to worry that he’s wasted his life
“There was a time, not all that long ago, when racists like me – the ones who are really, rally good at it – were doing very well… That’s not the case now and I’m not sure it ever will be again.”
Read MoreTampa-area Republicans Celebrate Lack of Information
Citing liberal bias and the expensiveness of having to pay to read things people are taking pay cuts to write, Republicans around the Tampa Bay area rejoiced as they heard the news that their only local paper had to lay off some staff. “I hope the whole damn thing gets shut down and we all…
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