Posts Tagged ‘Super Bowl’
Guy with no reason to even be there ruins Super Bowl party
Chad Didilitz of Clearwater wrecked a perfectly fine Big Game gathering at a sports bar in Largo Sunday evening. “It’s about an hour before kick-off and everybody is already bummed out because of that guy”, said Mandy Tannenbaum, a server at Guzzlenutz Drink & Sportsery, referring to Didilitz, wearing a Detroit Lions jersey, sulking by…
Read MoreTNF Super Bowl LV Prediction Preview: Today will be the most Tampa day in the history of Tampa
We’re either going to celebrate or whatever the opposite of celebrate is, but no matter what, tonight Tampa is a verb as well as a noun and we are going to Tampa like we have never Tampa’d before.
Read MoreMan expects Barrett to honor commitment to his Super Bowl party
Nick “Big Nick” Henderson, a neighbor of Shaquil Barrett in Northwest Douglas County in Colorado, said he fully expects the Buccaneers linebacker to honor a promise he made last year to attend his Super Bowl party this Sunday, in spite of the Bucs being scheduled to play the Kansas City Chiefs for the NFL championship…
Read MoreTampa PD foils plot to sabotage Super Bowl
Tampa police have thwarted a plan intended to ruin the Super Bowl for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, arresting a man visiting from Boston at Raymond James Stadium Friday morning. “We’ve been getting reports that some creepy, rat-faced guy was going around licking people”, said police chief Brian Dugan. “At first, we thought it was probably…
Read MoreThe Weeknd not worried about Super Bowl Sunday weather forecast
As preparations continue for this Sunday’s Super Bowl at Raymond James Stadium, halftime featured performer The Weeknd says he has no concerns about possible adverse weather conditions. The current forecast currently indicates an 80% chance of thunderstorms early in the day with about a 30% of rain later in the day. The game between the…
Read MoreClearwater sports bar trying to avoid being Super-sued
“We’ve always been careful to avoid any kind of legal hassles, and we’re being even more cautious this year with the game taking place in Tampa”, said Sasha Prilwitz, owner and manager of Chuggers in Clearwater. “That’s why we always refer to it as ‘The Big Game’ or something like that.”
Read MoreNicholas the Dolphin picks Chiefs to win Super Bowl LV
Today, on a day when the United States observed the time-honored tradition of forcing animals to make predictions that disappoint humans, Nicholas the Dolphin picked the Kansas City Chiefs to defeat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in Super Bowl LV in Tampa Sunday night. Nicholas, an Atlantic Bottlenose Dolphin residing at Clearwater Marine Aquarium, has been…
Read MoreTom Brady Tests Positive
“We just received Tom’s test results,” said Dr. Dilgore Robinson, who was waving a clipboard in the air revealing the test results.
Read MoreSuper Bowl inspires terrible Tampa Bay band
The Buccaneers making it to Super Bowl LV has many Tampa Bay residents fired up, including one particularly awful local band. “Any time a team makes it to the Super Bowl, bands in that team’s town write and record an anthemic hype song for fans and players to rally behind”, says Corey Slinkter, front man…
Read MorePackers coach explains decision to go for field goal
In a press conference Monday afternoon, Green Bay Packers head coach Matt LaFleur explained his reasoning for kicking a field goal instead of going for a touchdown late in his team’s 31-26 loss to the Buccaneers and costing Green Bay a shot at playing in Super Bowl LV in Tampa. “Oops, I guess”, he said,…
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