Posts Tagged ‘Tampa Bay Sports’
ESPN to launch yet another guy screaming hot takes at you show
ESPN, the once self-described “Worldwide Leader in Sports”, is launching yet another show consisting of a man yelling his opinions about the world of sports into a camera “We were going to call it ‘Hot Balls’ or ‘The Crunch Zone’ or ‘Crunch Balls’ or something like that”, said ESPN regional producer Curtis Teebox. “But I’m…
Read MoreTampa Bay Sports Commission makes bid to host 2021 MLB All-Star Game
Following today’s announcement that Major League Baseball will relocate the 2021 All-Star Game and MLB Draft, originally scheduled to take place in Atlanta in July, the Tampa Bay Sports Commission has submitted a bid to host the events. “Yeah, whatever, it’s fine. We can do it”, said Rob Higgins, the organization’s executive director. “It’s no…
Read MoreSports stuff happening somewhere in Florida
Not everyone is a die-hard sports fan or competition-crazed enthusiast. Nonetheless, it feels good to be up on the latest news events. That’s why I’m here to inform you that there has been word that sports stuff is going on… or it did go on recently. It’s been confirmed that something sports related is/was just…
Read MoreBucs sign ghost of Lee Roy Selmon
In a press conference earlier today Buccaneers General Manager Jason Licht confirmed the team is currently in talks with the spirit of former Buccaneer and crosstown expressway namesake, Lee Roy Selmon, to replace Todd Bowles as Defensive coordinator in an obvious effort to once again shock the city by negotiating yet another seemingly impossible placement…
Read MorePro athlete exempt from being a role model
“Hello, I’m Balz Fuchstich. It’s nice to meet you”, he said. “My full name is Balzz Fuchstich but I prefer to go with the far less formal and stuffy ‘Balz’.”
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