Posts Tagged ‘Tampa City Council’
Tampa City Council excited to approve development of yet another eyesore
The Tampa City Council held a meeting on Thursday, September 22 during which they approved a rezoning permit that will result in a number of local small businesses along West Kennedy Boulevard closing and having their buildings demolished. “We promise the new structure will be as utterly bland and soulless as possible,” said an unnamed…
Read MoreMayor Castor attends therapy session with Tampa City Council
Following a recent series of unpleasant confrontations between Tampa Mayor Jane Castor and members of the Tampa City Council, all parties involved have agreed to seek therapy in order to understand, and hopefully resolve, their differences. “It’s what the city needs and deserves, a leadership with a united front that communicates effectively and resolves internal…
Read MoreTampa City Councilman Charlie Miranda seeks bargains for upcoming budget
Councilman Charlie Miranda was observed perusing a coupon flyer from Publix during Wednesday’s annual budget presentation meeting of the Tampa City Council. Cory Weckerle, speaking on behalf of Black Lives Matter, was addressing the council meeting which was held on-line. During his remarks, Weckerle said, “…if you have the political will and we have the…
Read MoreCity council commissioner accidentally jerks off into own mouth during town hall meeting
City Hall – Tampa – Tuesday, 2.19.2019 “That was embarrassing,” says aforementioned Council Commissioner Rick Stone. “It’s a long story, involving an inside-joke/prank between me and some local kids, but that’s not at all what I was hoping would happen, and boy do I have egg on my face.” He pauses, “…White on my face.”…
Read MoreTampa city council votes to erect Bob Evans statue
City Hall – Tampa – Monday, 2.11.2019 In a bizarre twist of events, local city council members have unanimously voted to erect a Bob Evans statue in Lykes Gaslight Park in Downtown Tampa. “They were all yelling, then at one point they got quiet, then some weird laughing, and then now there’s a bill to…
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