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Tampa goes entire day without news

No News

For the first time in Tampa’s history, the city has gone a full day without any news. “Nothing happened today.” Said, Peck Bretters, Editor in Chief at Tampa News Daily.  “The phones were quiet, nobody walked through the door, it was just nothing.” Bretters sighed. “Well at least I get a story out of it!”…

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Citizens Encouraged to Dump Alcohol in River for St. Patricks Day

Hillsborough River – Tampa – Friday, 3.15.2019 In order for the Hillsborough river to become drinkable alcohol in time for St. Patricks Day, the city has urged citizens to dump any and all alcohol they have into the Hillsborough River. “If enough people, dump enough alcohol into the river, it will be drinkable, as the…

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