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Tom Brady gets “City Boys” tattoo

City Boy

Quarterback for the Buccaneers, Tom Brady, has some new ink. The QB was spotted during a recent practice sporting a fresh “City Boys” tattoo, which appears on his left tricep.  Presumably celebrating his new marital status, Brady is signifying that it’s “city boys’ time to shine.” Teammate, Klayshus Cash, 2nd-string Tight Wider, claims that Tom…

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Vipers named NFC East Division champions

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has declared that the XFL’s Tampa Bay Vipers are the 2020 NFC East Division Champions and will represent the division in this season’s upcoming playoffs. “The four teams in the East are an embarrassment to the league and the game itself”, said Goodell. “The Dallas Cowboys, New York Giants, Philadelphia Eagles…

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Vipers season cancelled before it starts

Tampa Bay Vipers prepare jock jams playlist

The front office of the Tampa XFL team has released a statement claiming that the upcoming season for the Tampa Bay Vipers has been cancelled before it even started.  “Due to the underwhelming response from the community regarding our Florida branch of extreme football, we will be cancelling our participation in this calendar years’ XFL…

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Bucs More Dedicated Than Ever to Not Winning a Championship

Raymond James Stadium – Hillsborough County – Tuesday 4.2.2019 After finishing their second season in a row with a record of 5 wins and 11 losses, the Bucs are setting their sights on something greater. “I think we could easily lose every game on the schedule this season,” boasts Tampa Bay’s new head coach Bruce…

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