Posts Tagged ‘tampa guns’
Ron DeSantis demonstrates gun safety by putting gun in his mouth
With the new conceal carry law coming into effect in Florida, Governor Ron DeSantis demonstrated how safe guns are by putting the barrel of a handgun into his mouth during a press conference. “All the liberal woke lefties are causing a commotion about the new conceal carry law giving all Florida citizens the right to…
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Read MoreLocal man reveals the reason for his love of guns and it’s definitely not penis related
Local author and activist Pierce Mongley wants everyone to know the joy that firearms can bring. Mongley is quick to say unsolicitedly that his penis is normal in every way and that his love of guns is more about being a man and silencing the voices in his head that are exclusively women, women with…
Read MoreTampa Boy Buys Gun on Facebook Marketplace, Kills Armed Intruder Same Day
In an event that likely would have ended in violent breaking and entering, 11-year-old Salem Plowers is being hailed as a hero after successfully shooting to death a would be criminal, thanks to the Facebook Marketplace. “The guy on the internet agreed to meet me to buy my Nintendo Switch,” said Plowers who was sucking…
Read MoreQ-Zar announces AR-15 night
Q-Zar – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 8.14.19 Laser tag conglomerate, Q-Zar has announced it’s new promotion, “AR-15 night,” granting patrons a free game, if they’re willing to donate their AR-15 rifle. What would normally be a $12.99 before tax, game of laser tag, will now be free courtesy of your AR-15 being decommissioned. “It was…
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