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Tampa heat forces citizens to consider moving back to New York

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Record high heat waves have been effecting Tampa residents mental health, causing them to consider moving back to their hometowns of New York. “I didn’t come down here for this.” Said Ben Pigeon. “New York is the greatest city in the world, best place on earth hands down, but I’d prefer to spend most of…

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Tampa weather changes

Tampa Weather Changes

In a global move, the planet is now on a different part of it’s galactic axis, causing the weather to change in Tampa. It’s no longer how it was the other day. It’s different now. So times it gets colder than it normally does. Not quite as hot. But still hot. Pretty hot. Kind of…

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