Posts Tagged ‘Tampa Heights’
Tampa Heights Woman Relies on Local Business for Political Advice
Have you made up your mind yet?
Read MoreAnnoying piece of shit gets fucked up
He had it coming
Read MoreMob Responds to Car Alarm
Have you ever responded to a need like this? 🚙
Read MoreHottest Trend in Gourmet Cuisine Rooted in Tampa Heights
Have you tried this yummy new style yet?
Read MoreBlackout bike ride scheduled for tonight in Tampa
Is safety an infringement on your rights? 🚴 🥃
Read MoreSweet Sixteen Ruined by IPA Release
As 16-year-old Molly Johnson eagerly anticipated her Sweet Sixteen party, she never could have predicted that it would fall on the day that a nearby Tampa Heights brewery would release the highly anticipated Hopfucker Quintuple IPA. “I can’t believe this fucking shit is happening,” Molly said, tears streaming down her face. “My fucking Sweet Sixteen…
Read MoreWhite couple in Tampa Heights loves their African-themed bedding
Todd Ginfey and his live-in girlfriend Rachel Bloorb recently purchased the African American Pretty Girl Duvet Cover Set Queen Size, 3-Piece Bedding Set with Zipper Closure and Corner Ties from Amazon.com for their loft in Tampa Heights. “I gotta say, this ethnic blanket really helps me sleep better,” said Todd. “Because my conscience is clearer.”…
Read MoreCouple selling extremely rare real estate plot in Tampa
Doug and Amanda Schbluth of Tampa Heights are selling their home, which happens to be the most unique house in the city: it’s the only structure in Tampa not built on top of an abandoned black cemetery. “That certainly isn’t why we bought it,” said Doug. “But it is why we’re selling it.” “We’ve always…
Read MoreRussian propaganda spotted in Tampa Heights
A billboard in Russian has appeared on Tampa Street in Tampa Heights, just south of the intersection with Emily Avenue, heightening fears that the Russians are planning to invade Tampa and may already have operatives embedded in the area. “It appears to be a recruiting poster,” said resident Claymatia Pierce. “It probably says something like,…
Read MoreThieves pull off daring art heist in Tampa Heights
Café Hey, the venerable coffee and sandwich shop on Franklin Street located right on the boundary between downtown and Tampa Heights, was recently victimized by art thieves who law enforcement officials believe used an elaborate scheme to steal valuable works displayed on the establishment’s walls. “No,” said owner Chung Choi. “We’re still easing into being…
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