Posts Tagged ‘Tampa issues’
Tampa goes entire day without news
For the first time in Tampa’s history, the city has gone a full day without any news. “Nothing happened today.” Said, Peck Bretters, Editor in Chief at Tampa News Daily. “The phones were quiet, nobody walked through the door, it was just nothing.” Bretters sighed. “Well at least I get a story out of it!”…
Read MoreRoller rink turns out to be bloody pit of living demon teeth
What some originally thought was a discotek roller rink has actually turned out to be a living, evil, demonic pit full of razor sharp teeth, swallowing and killing anything that interacts with it. Why it was confused as a roller rink is not clear. “It doesn’t look like a roller rink, who said this was…
Read MoreTNF breaks down the 2020 Presidential Election issues
While at this point the idea of an undecided voter is just silly, it’s still possible, maybe even likely, that people don’t know how they feel about the pressing issues at stake in this election. As a media outlet with a not-insignificant following, we have an obligation to serve the public in a responsible manner.…
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