Posts Tagged ‘tampa life’
Tampa struggles to accommodate caravan of American immigrants
The city of Tampa is struggling to accommodate the large number of American immigrants who have travelled all over the country to come here. New Yorkers, Californians, Mid Westerners, the list goes on and on. Americans who realized their hometowns were shit so they came here. City Councilman Brett Bloomberg stated in an official press…
Read MoreFuture news: Lightning win 65th consecutive Stanley Cup
A man claiming to be from the future is claiming that the Lightning win 65 straight Stanley Cups in the coming years. Jedidiah Bunchkin, a professional time traveler, showed up to the Tampa News Force offices and said that the Lightning would win 65 championships in the future, and I told him that we lost…
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