Posts Tagged ‘Tampa Mayor Election’
Editorial: David Straz the candidate for Tampa as the prophecy foretold
Tampa News Force Headquarters – Hillsborough County – Tuesday 4.23.2019 Archeologists have discovered ancient scrolls at the Jackson House site in Downtown Tampa which described the coming of a rich businessman who will lead the city by the Bay to claim the title of the the next ‘Great City in America’ . “I’m not one…
Read MoreStraz Challenges Castor’s Law Enforcement Initiative
Straz Center of the Performing Arts – Hillsborough County – Wednesday 4.17.2019 Following yesterday’s announcement from Tampa mayoral candidate Jane Castor that she will add the ED 209 to the city’s crime fighting arsenal if elected, her opponent David Straz is firing back. “Once again we see that woman can not be trusted to play…
Read MoreWorld’s Fattest Pig Enters Tampa Mayoral Race
City Hall – Tampa – Monday, 2.4.2019 “Bertha” The “World’s Fattest Pig” as quoted by the sign at the state-fair, has entered the Tampa mayoral race, after winning the hearts of Tampanians during her last visit to the fair-grounds. “She’s just so darn cute!” Says Betty Coop, mother of six, four of them on leashes.…
Read MoreTampa Mayoral race to be decided with Hunger Games-style arena battle
Tampa – City Hall – Friday, 1.25.2019 Citing lack of enthusiasm for the traditional election format, the Hillsborough County Commissions decided that on Tuesday, March 5, all eight eligibly-declared Tampa mayoral candidates will be pitted against each other in arena style battle to decide who will become the next mayor. The special battle-election will be held in…
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