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Mayor Castor Vows to Accomplish Nothing for Four More Years

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Tampa’s Mayor celebrated her upcoming victory in the 2023 municipal elections during a dinner this weekend where she touted her lack of accomplishments to a crowd of supporters. “For the last four years, Tampa has become more expensive, crowded and impossible to get around,” said Mayor Castor to the three people in attendance.  “I just…

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Jane Castor Eliminates Negative Vibes

Jane Castor actively eliminating negative vibes

During a heated community meeting, Jane Castor was under intense pressure to lose her cool. “I’ve had my fair share of dealing with egos and attitudes,” said Tampa Mayor Jane Castor. “I took a deep breath, listened to what these folks had to say and we discussed everything in a civil manner.” During the community…

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World’s Fattest Pig Enters Tampa Mayoral Race

City Hall – Tampa – Monday, 2.4.2019 “Bertha” The “World’s Fattest Pig” as quoted by the sign at the state-fair, has entered the Tampa mayoral race, after winning the hearts of Tampanians during her last visit to the fair-grounds.  “She’s just so darn cute!” Says Betty Coop, mother of six, four of them on leashes.…

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Tampa Mayoral race to be decided with Hunger Games-style arena battle

Tampa – City Hall – Friday, 1.25.2019 Citing lack of enthusiasm for the traditional election format, the Hillsborough County Commissions decided that on Tuesday, March 5, all eight eligibly-declared Tampa mayoral candidates will be pitted against each other in arena style battle to decide who will become the next mayor. The special battle-election will be held in…

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