Posts Tagged ‘Tampa Mayor’
Jane Castor declares April 1st “Tampa News Force Day”
“I can’t believe I’m doing this.” Castor said.
Read MoreMike Bloomberg Accidentally Buys Trip’s Diner During Sunday Coffee with Tampa Mayor
The Former Mayor of New York City, Michael Bloomberg, visited Tampa today to have coffee with current Tampa Mayor Jane Castor at the famous and recently built Trip’s Diner. The meeting was totally normal, nothing weird about a billionaire grabbing some coffee in Tampa with Castor in the up-and-coming neighborhood of Seminole Heights. The two…
Read MoreJane Castor Eliminates Negative Vibes
During a heated community meeting, Jane Castor was under intense pressure to lose her cool. “I’ve had my fair share of dealing with egos and attitudes,” said Tampa Mayor Jane Castor. “I took a deep breath, listened to what these folks had to say and we discussed everything in a civil manner.” During the community…
Read MoreCastor spends most of first day as mayor fielding prank phone calls from former mayor Buckhorn
Tampa City Council – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 5.1.2019 Incoming Tampa Mayor Jane Castor spent most of her first day on the job responding to a series of prank phone calls from former mayor Bob Buckhorn. “‘Is your refrigerator running?’ That kind of thing,” Castor said when asked to describe the nature of the calls.…
Read MoreEditorial: David Straz the candidate for Tampa as the prophecy foretold
Tampa News Force Headquarters – Hillsborough County – Tuesday 4.23.2019 Archeologists have discovered ancient scrolls at the Jackson House site in Downtown Tampa which described the coming of a rich businessman who will lead the city by the Bay to claim the title of the the next ‘Great City in America’ . “I’m not one…
Read MoreWorld’s Fattest Pig Enters Tampa Mayoral Race
City Hall – Tampa – Monday, 2.4.2019 “Bertha” The “World’s Fattest Pig” as quoted by the sign at the state-fair, has entered the Tampa mayoral race, after winning the hearts of Tampanians during her last visit to the fair-grounds. “She’s just so darn cute!” Says Betty Coop, mother of six, four of them on leashes.…
Read MoreTampa Mayoral race to be decided with Hunger Games-style arena battle
Tampa – City Hall – Friday, 1.25.2019 Citing lack of enthusiasm for the traditional election format, the Hillsborough County Commissions decided that on Tuesday, March 5, all eight eligibly-declared Tampa mayoral candidates will be pitted against each other in arena style battle to decide who will become the next mayor. The special battle-election will be held in…
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