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An incredible, $pecial opportunity for Mr. Elon Musk

Elon Musk

Dear Mr. Elon Musk, Hi. How are you? We are Tampa News Force and we have been following recent news reports that you are interested in purchasing Twitter for $43,000,000,000.00. We think that’s a fantastic idea! The only thing better than being prolific on a popular social media platform is owning a popular social media…

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Top Ten Worst Advertisements Here on TNF


You may have noticed that we have ads here on Tampa News Force. Not a huge surprise, all media platforms have some form of advertising. We love providing all this delicious content to you totally free of charge but we also gotta pay the ol’ billsy willsys! Most of them are pretty bad though. They’re…

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Tampa News Force reaches prolific milestone!


This article, the one you are reading at this very moment, is the 1,500th article to be published here at Tampa News To commemorate this prestigious accomplishment, here are some fun True Facts Trivia: 1,500 is more articles than the New York Times, Chicago Tribune and the Tampa Bay Times published yesterday combined. If…

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10 things you need to understand

10 Things You Need To Understand

I don’t work for you. Don’t tell me what to do. Nothing you say has power over me. I decide what I want to do and how I want to live. You don’t get to tell me what I should do so don’t do it. I don’t owe you anything. If you think I do,…

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Gisele does ritual to manifest success for TNF

Gisele performs ritual to ensure the success of TNF

As we all know, Gisel Bündchen, Tom Brady’s wife, does rituals before Bucs games using pictures and crystals to manifest wins for the team.  (Seriously, this is true, you can read about it in this real news story right here.) And I have no problem with her doing this, I think it’s awesome, I don’t…

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Tampa News Force to launch new LGBTQ site


“We recognize that we could do a better job of inclusion when it comes to some marginalized factions of our community”, said TNF vice president of gender neutrality Terry Kelly. “With that in mind, we are proud to announce our newest venture, TNFLGBTQ!”

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