Posts Tagged ‘Tampa News Force’
An incredible, $pecial opportunity for Mr. Elon Musk
Dear Mr. Elon Musk, Hi. How are you? We are Tampa News Force and we have been following recent news reports that you are interested in purchasing Twitter for $43,000,000,000.00. We think that’s a fantastic idea! The only thing better than being prolific on a popular social media platform is owning a popular social media…
Read MoreTampa News Force personalities available to ride on parade floats
“A float with somebody famous on it is automatically a better float than one with a bunch of nobodies”
Read MoreUh oh! TNF Retraction! Tampa News Force forlornly retracts recent article after facts involved revealed to be true and accurate
Hello Tampa News Force Readership, what can we say? I think first we should say that we are sorry. Truly sorry. When we published our recent article: “Local Tampa Bay Open Micer Plans To Fly To Ukraine To Bomb Over There,” we did not realize the nature of the situation. Specifically we did not realize…
Read MoreTop Ten Worst Advertisements Here on TNF
You may have noticed that we have ads here on Tampa News Force. Not a huge surprise, all media platforms have some form of advertising. We love providing all this delicious content to you totally free of charge but we also gotta pay the ol’ billsy willsys! Most of them are pretty bad though. They’re…
Read MoreTampa News Force reaches prolific milestone!
This article, the one you are reading at this very moment, is the 1,500th article to be published here at Tampa News Force.com. To commemorate this prestigious accomplishment, here are some fun True Facts Trivia: 1,500 is more articles than the New York Times, Chicago Tribune and the Tampa Bay Times published yesterday combined. If…
Read MoreTop Eleven quotations of Hindu scripture by J. Robert Oppenheimer that aren’t nuclear! #9 will shock you!!
“I am Become Death, the destroyer of worlds.” – J. Robert Oppenheimer famously said this after a weird day at work. We all know J Robert Oppenheimer loved to quote Hindu scripture whenever he doomed the world to its own permanent nuclear hostage situation, but what you don’t know, is that that goofy scientist was…
Read More10 things you need to understand
I don’t work for you. Don’t tell me what to do. Nothing you say has power over me. I decide what I want to do and how I want to live. You don’t get to tell me what I should do so don’t do it. I don’t owe you anything. If you think I do,…
Read MoreTNF resists urge to make May 4 joke
Tampa News Force is feeling very smug and superior today after not making any self-referential Star Wars jokes yesterday.
Read MoreGisele does ritual to manifest success for TNF
As we all know, Gisel Bündchen, Tom Brady’s wife, does rituals before Bucs games using pictures and crystals to manifest wins for the team. (Seriously, this is true, you can read about it in this real news story right here.) And I have no problem with her doing this, I think it’s awesome, I don’t…
Read MoreTampa News Force to launch new LGBTQ site
“We recognize that we could do a better job of inclusion when it comes to some marginalized factions of our community”, said TNF vice president of gender neutrality Terry Kelly. “With that in mind, we are proud to announce our newest venture, TNFLGBTQ!”
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