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Desperate Florida schools turn to student teachers

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Florida schools are facing a major staffing crisis, with over a thousand unfilled positions in Hillsborough County alone, where the school year began yesterday. As a result, they are turning to the school’s students themselves as a last resort. “We tried to recruit unqualified military veterans. That didn’t work. We’ve tried everything, every possible option,”…

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Can you afford Tampa?

Tampa housing

If you live in Tampa or are planning to move to the Tampa Bay area, you should ask yourself if you can afford Tampa. Here are some things to consider: Do you have enough money to buy a Cuban sandwich twice a week? How often do you frequent strip clubs and how much money do…

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Preschool evacuated after loud fart

Farty Boy

Hillsborough Heights Elementary School was momentarily evacuated after loud flatulence from a student was confused as an explosion. A boy in third period science class released a compounded amount of gas originating from accidentally getting fed two breakfasts that morning. “My parents are fighting and had forgotten that the other one had made me breakfast…

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