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Quiz: Which stripper is right for you?
The Tampa Bay Area is home to a lot of so-called “gentleman’s clubs” and that means it’s home to A LOT of strippers. That’s not news. People enjoy strip clubs, because getting away from the hassles of ‘real life’ and spending time with a sexy stranger is naughty fun. In an ongoing effort to help…
Read MoreGentleman’s club unveils outdoor VIP area
Lookers, one of Tampa Bay’s most deservedly ignored ‘gentleman’s clubs’, has announced the addition of a new, outdoor VIP section. “We’re calling it the Grind Garden, so you know it’s classy,” says Rollo, the manager. The club is located at 8205 N. Dale Mabry, just South of Waters Avenue in the stretch between the abandoned…
Read MoreCovid 19 antibodies causing men to smell like strip club
As people around the country continue fighting the virus, many have developed antibodies which help protect them against the illness, however, as more men have attained the immuno-defense, the antibodies are coming with a strange side effect, releasing pheromones which resemble the interior of a gentlemen’s lounge. “My husband was coming home later and later…
Read MoreStrip Club burns down after queef catches fire
Pretty Ponies Gentlemen’s club has burned to the ground after a tragic incident involving a dancers vaginal flatulence catching flame during a stage performance. “Jenna” was on stage around 2:15 when she bent down and spread her legs wide open in front of Pretty Ponies’ regular James Pattington, who happened to have a Dutch Masters…
Read MoreTampa Zoo to replace all animals with painted strippers
Lowry Park Area – Hillsborough County – Friday, 2.23.2019 In an effort to bring in more millennials, the Tampa Zoo has decided to replace all of its animals with painted strippers. “We’ve tried every single thing we could, but for some reason the only people who want to come here are kids and their parents,”…
Read MoreFirst ever combination strip club pawn shop set to open in Tampa
Dale Mabry – Tampa – Saturday, 1.19.2019 “Spunkies” will officially become the first strip club pawn-shop combination in Tampa history when it’s doors open for business next Monday. A common issue strip clubs face is when the patron runs out of money. So now, instead of them leaving, they can pawn off their valuables instantaneously…
Read MoreOriginal Hooters in Clearwater, rebranding as first all-male strip club that serves food
Hooters – Clearwater – Monday, 1.7.2019 In a shocking move, Hooters corporate has announced that the original Hooters in Clearwater, will be turned into the first all-male strip club that serves food. “People laughed in our face when we started this place,” Says Daniel “Boob” McWinty, co-founder of the franchise. “They said, ‘what’re you gonna…
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