Posts Tagged ‘Tampa Super Bowl’
Tampa PD foils plot to sabotage Super Bowl
Tampa police have thwarted a plan intended to ruin the Super Bowl for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, arresting a man visiting from Boston at Raymond James Stadium Friday morning. “We’ve been getting reports that some creepy, rat-faced guy was going around licking people”, said police chief Brian Dugan. “At first, we thought it was probably…
Read MoreCounty officials impose safety measures for new billboard
Hillsborough County officials have been forced to implement radical steps for public safety because of a new Ben & Jerry’s billboard featuring Colin Kaepernick on Dale Mabry near Raymond James Stadium, site of Super Bowl LV. The billboard was unveiled Monday and features a rendering of the civil rights activist and former NFL quarterback with…
Read MoreThe Weeknd not worried about Super Bowl Sunday weather forecast
As preparations continue for this Sunday’s Super Bowl at Raymond James Stadium, halftime featured performer The Weeknd says he has no concerns about possible adverse weather conditions. The current forecast currently indicates an 80% chance of thunderstorms early in the day with about a 30% of rain later in the day. The game between the…
Read MoreClearwater sports bar trying to avoid being Super-sued
“We’ve always been careful to avoid any kind of legal hassles, and we’re being even more cautious this year with the game taking place in Tampa”, said Sasha Prilwitz, owner and manager of Chuggers in Clearwater. “That’s why we always refer to it as ‘The Big Game’ or something like that.”
Read MoreNicholas the Dolphin picks Chiefs to win Super Bowl LV
Today, on a day when the United States observed the time-honored tradition of forcing animals to make predictions that disappoint humans, Nicholas the Dolphin picked the Kansas City Chiefs to defeat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in Super Bowl LV in Tampa Sunday night. Nicholas, an Atlantic Bottlenose Dolphin residing at Clearwater Marine Aquarium, has been…
Read MoreTom Brady Tests Positive
“We just received Tom’s test results,” said Dr. Dilgore Robinson, who was waving a clipboard in the air revealing the test results.
Read MoreSuper Bowl inspires terrible Tampa Bay band
The Buccaneers making it to Super Bowl LV has many Tampa Bay residents fired up, including one particularly awful local band. “Any time a team makes it to the Super Bowl, bands in that team’s town write and record an anthemic hype song for fans and players to rally behind”, says Corey Slinkter, front man…
Read MorePackers coach explains decision to go for field goal
In a press conference Monday afternoon, Green Bay Packers head coach Matt LaFleur explained his reasoning for kicking a field goal instead of going for a touchdown late in his team’s 31-26 loss to the Buccaneers and costing Green Bay a shot at playing in Super Bowl LV in Tampa. “Oops, I guess”, he said,…
Read MoreSt. Pete sports fan going broke on championship merch
Upon ordering the brand-new official NFC Championship t-shirt and cap commemorating the Bucs advancing to Super Bowl LV, Tanya Krussp of St. Petersburg realizes she has spent a small fortune on championship merchandise lately. “I’m strictly a die-hard Tampa Bay fan. I only care about my teams”, she said. “But every time you turn around…
Read MoreBucs coming and going to the Super Bowl
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers beat the Green Bay Packers 31-26 tonight to win the National Football Conference Championship and advance to Super Bowl LV which will be played at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa on February 7. It’ll be the second time going to the Super Bowl in franchise history, following their 48-21 win at…
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