Posts Tagged ‘Tampa Weather’
Weather feels too good to be true: Citizens suspicious
The weather in Tampa has been very pleasant recently, and citizens have become suspicious. “It’s not scorching hot every day, and it hasn’t been raining too much, something is off.” Questioned Mary Baker, long-time Tampa resident. “Usually it doesn’t feel like this. Every year the weather changes, but not like this. It feels like I’m…
Read MoreAlternate universe Denis Phillips advises Tampa Bay residents to freak out over Tropical Storm Nicole
As the east coast of Florida braces for impact from Tropical Storm Nicole, which may become a Category 1 hurricane before making landfall and is expected to have a relatively minor effect on the Tampa Bay Area, Bizarro Denis Phillips, a meteorologist from an alternate dimension, is advising residents to freak out. Denis Phillips, the…
Read MoreHurricane winds pulled over for breaking speed limit
“This headline is funny but the storm is already over.” Said John to himself in his head. “I could have written it at the time, in the moment of the storm, but I wasn’t creatively motivated.” The voice continued. “I need to be feeling creative and be in a good physical and mental headspace before…
Read MoreChannel 10 meteorologist Autumn Robertson leaving Tampa Bay Area
WTSP’s Autumn Robertson announced on her Facebook page today that she has accepted a position with a television station in Los Angeles. “Some big, personal news… ✨I’ll be joining the fantastic team at Spectrum News 1 in beautiful Los Angeles, California as their new weekday morning meteorologist.” – Autumn Robertson, via Facebook Robertson is originally…
Read MoreTampa heat forces citizens to consider moving back to New York
Record high heat waves have been effecting Tampa residents mental health, causing them to consider moving back to their hometowns of New York. “I didn’t come down here for this.” Said Ben Pigeon. “New York is the greatest city in the world, best place on earth hands down, but I’d prefer to spend most of…
Read MoreTampa weather changes
In a global move, the planet is now on a different part of it’s galactic axis, causing the weather to change in Tampa. It’s no longer how it was the other day. It’s different now. So times it gets colder than it normally does. Not quite as hot. But still hot. Pretty hot. Kind of…
Read MoreTAMPA NEWS FORCE – 7/29/18 – HEINEKEN BUCS WEATHER!
Check out our exclusive footage of the Bucs open practice, the Heineken Light boat coming to Ricks on the River, and a TNF weather report with our new intern Matty Bill$
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