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Ted Cruz to host poker night at Seminole Hard Rock Casino

Ted Poker

U.S. Senator Ted Cruz announced yesterday that he will be hosting a high-stakes poker night at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino in Tampa next month. “That’s right, it’s Ted’s Ridiculous Fun Poker Extravaganza and it is coming to Florida on July 4th!” he said. “What could be a more perfectly appropriate way to celebrate the…

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Rick Scott and Ted Cruz announce youth reading program

Read with Rick & Ted

Following the contentious Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Ketanji Brown Jackson, in which several questions were raised about children’s literature for some reason, discarded Halloween decorations and US Senators Rick Scott (R-FL) and Ted Cruz (R-TX) have announced a new reading program for kids, “Read With Uncles Rick And Ted”. “We feel like we really…

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AOC Enemy Zones Ted Cruz

Ted and AOC

Democratic Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Thursday took to Twitter to thwart Senator Ted Cruz’s attempts to slide into her legislative DMs, accusing him of “trying to get me killed” during the January 6 insurrection at the US Capitol and called for his resignation from the Senate, after the Texas Republican appeared to agree with her…

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