Posts Tagged ‘Thanksgiving’
Family gathering more awkward after Thanksgiving walk
How do you relax during the holidays?
Read MoreRetail holiday display angers St. Pete woman
This convenience store was anything but convenient for this poor lady.
Read MoreWoke uncle wrecks family’s Thanksgiving
Kenneth Childress of South Bend, Indiana, ruined his family’s Thanksgiving while visiting them in Tampa by sharing his extremely tolerant and socially aware opinions during the traditional holiday meal. “Uncle Kenneth is always a handful. He just can’t help himself,” said Carl Childress, who works hard all year to keep a roof over this family’s…
Read MoreThanksgiving tough for Clearwater man with willfully limited vocabulary
Dave Quipler, a 26-year-old man from Clearwater, struggles every year during Thanksgiving due to how he expresses himself. “It all started when I was a toddler,” he says. “For some reason, I don’t even know myself, I just said ‘Happy Assholes’ instead of ‘Happy Thanksgiving’. No real reason; just one of those dumb things little…
Read MoreTampa man annoys neighbors with Thanksgiving fireworks
Danny Gwishtner of Tampa has drawn the ire of his Town and Country neighbors for setting off fireworks in his backyard on Thanksgiving for some reason. “I couldn’t figure out what the hell he was doing”, said Kevin Hormuz who lives directly next door. “So that was the exact question I asked him: ‘what the…
Read MoreGronk’s ribs on Rick Scott’s Thanksgiving menu
Florida Senator Rick Scott has announced that the primary entrée for his annual Thanksgiving dinner celebration will be barbecued spare ribs from Tampa Bay Buccaneers tight end Rob Gronkowski. “Nummy nummy”, slobbered Scott. Gronkowski suffered multiple fractured ribs, along with a punctured lung, in the Bucs 34-24 loss to the Los Angeles Rams on September…
Read MoreTampa man thankful for legitimate excuse to not attend Thanksgiving gatherings this year
Tampa’s Carl Kroboks is excited that quarantine guidelines and restrictions stemming from the Covid-19 pandemic are giving him a valid reason to be alone on Thanksgiving. “It’s not that everybody hates me, but nobody really likes me very much. That’s not the same thing. And it isn’t self-pity for the sake of seeking attention; just…
Read MoreTampa man bids tearful farewell to really good parking space
“I’m 53 and I’ve been driving since I got my license 37 years ago and I have never, ever gotten such a good spot”
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