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Pete Davidson Buys Tampa News Force

By Josh Santos | September 9, 2022

Pete Davidson of SNL fame has announced plans to purchase the majority ownership of THIS PUBLICATION! [Tampa News Force] “I’ve been trying to find new things to get my mind off of the crazy stuff happening to me right now,” said Davidson during a heavy weed smoking session with current TNF owner, OJ Simpson “I…

An incredible, $pecial opportunity for Mr. Elon Musk

By TNF | April 16, 2022

Dear Mr. Elon Musk, Hi. How are you? We are Tampa News Force and we have been following recent news reports that you are interested in purchasing Twitter for $43,000,000,000.00. We think that’s a fantastic idea! The only thing better than being prolific on a popular social media platform is owning a popular social media…

Rebekah Mercer announces plan to purchase Tampa News Force

By Clark Brooks | November 20, 2020

Rebekah Mercer, the American heiress, foundation director, and major Republican donor who helped create the social media platform Parler, has announced that she has submitted an offer to purchase Tampa News Force from current owner, OJ Simpson. “It’s a perfect, natural fit for us to acquire this property and blend two tremendous services”, she said at…