Skip to content

“Boys Night Out” for Brady saves Bucs season

Tom's Night Out

With what has seemed like uncharacteristically erratic behavior from Buccaneers starting quarterback and all-time NFL great Tom Brady recently, widely speculated to stem from conflict within his relationship with his wife Gisele Bündchen, the team decided to intervene and arranged for a “boys night out” to lift Brady’s spirits and re-focus him on the 2022…

Read More

Giselle, “I forgot to do ritual for Lightning”

Giselle

Giselle Bündchen, super model and wife of Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady, has admitted that she forgot to do a ritual for the Tampa Lightning. “I’ve been so busy doing rituals for my own family and my husband that it just slipped my mind.” She said. “I’m sorry, I know if I had just placed a…

Read More

How to help Tom Brady

Help Brady

To ensure Tom Brady has the best opportunity to win a Super Bowl again in Tampa, follow these tips to help him live the most productive and comfortable life possible. Do not drive on the road between 4-9 AM Tom likes early morning workouts, and to guarantee he doesn’t have to deal with any traffic,…

Read More

Gisele does ritual to manifest success for TNF

Gisele performs ritual to ensure the success of TNF

As we all know, Gisel Bündchen, Tom Brady’s wife, does rituals before Bucs games using pictures and crystals to manifest wins for the team.  (Seriously, this is true, you can read about it in this real news story right here.) And I have no problem with her doing this, I think it’s awesome, I don’t…

Read More

Tom Brady purchases new residence in Tampa

Tom Brady's New Home

Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady has purchased a new home in the Robles Park neighborhood of Tampa. “Since I signed my contract extension and I’m going to be here a while, I figured it was time to put down some more permanent roots,” Brady said. “Staying at Jeter’s place has been nice; life is…

Read More