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Tom Brady has explosive diarrhea after eating bread
When do you think was the last time Tom Brady had a shit this bad? đź’©
Read More“Boys Night Out” for Brady saves Bucs season
With what has seemed like uncharacteristically erratic behavior from Buccaneers starting quarterback and all-time NFL great Tom Brady recently, widely speculated to stem from conflict within his relationship with his wife Gisele BĂĽndchen, the team decided to intervene and arranged for a “boys night out” to lift Brady’s spirits and re-focus him on the 2022…
Read MoreGiselle, “I forgot to do ritual for Lightning”
Giselle BĂĽndchen, super model and wife of Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady, has admitted that she forgot to do a ritual for the Tampa Lightning. “I’ve been so busy doing rituals for my own family and my husband that it just slipped my mind.” She said. “I’m sorry, I know if I had just placed a…
Read MoreHow to help Tom Brady
To ensure Tom Brady has the best opportunity to win a Super Bowl again in Tampa, follow these tips to help him live the most productive and comfortable life possible. Do not drive on the road between 4-9 AM Tom likes early morning workouts, and to guarantee he doesn’t have to deal with any traffic,…
Read MoreGisele does ritual to manifest success for TNF
As we all know, Gisel BĂĽndchen, Tom Brady’s wife, does rituals before Bucs games using pictures and crystals to manifest wins for the team. (Seriously, this is true, you can read about it in this real news story right here.) And I have no problem with her doing this, I think it’s awesome, I don’t…
Read MoreTom Brady purchases new residence in Tampa
Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady has purchased a new home in the Robles Park neighborhood of Tampa. “Since I signed my contract extension and I’m going to be here a while, I figured it was time to put down some more permanent roots,” Brady said. “Staying at Jeter’s place has been nice; life is…
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