Posts Tagged ‘Trump’
DOJ had questions about Top Secret document transportation and storage
Part of the heavily-redacted affidavit pertaining to the recent search of former President Donald Trump’s home in Mar-a-Lago indicates that the Department of Justice (DOJ) has had serious concerns about the handling of Top Secret documents: Tampa News Force has obtained a transcript from a DOJ representative and one of Trump’s lawyers… DOJ: We have…
Read MoreMar-a-Lago resident gets along with all of her neighbors… except one
Gladys Narkwerk, a long-time resident of Mar-a-Largo, the exclusive resort community in Palm Beach County, says it’s a great place to live and that she loves the neighbors she shares it with, with one notable exception. “There’s this one man, I believe he used to work in television or something, I can’t say I care…
Read MoreFBI raid on Mar-a-Lago expected to yield catastrophic damage to comedy audiences
Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home was raided by the FBI. This is horrific news for anyone who has to sit through an open mic this week. An unprecedented step by federal law enforcement—executing a search warrant on a former President’s home—will unfortunately kick off a series of mind-numbingly precedented events: hacky Trump jokes by local standup…
Read MoreGulfport man says new season of courtroom TV show not as good as last one
Steve Meence of Gulfport says that the new season of the courtroom TV show he watches every day does not live up to the standard set by the previous season. “Not even close,” said Meence. “They had a good thing going with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard and they replaced that with this? Big mistake.…
Read MoreTrump stashes classified documents in Ybor tunnels
Former President Donald Trump has responded to reports that there has been communication between the National Archives and Records Records Administration (NARA) and the House Oversight Committee acknowledging that classified records were found in boxes at Mar-a-Lago after Trump left office. “Yeah? So what?” he said in a press conference yesterday. “It wasn’t, like, super-classified…
Read MoreConservative Aldi Supermarket to Open in Largo
A new Trump-themed Aldi supermarket is opening along US-19 in Largo, FL. “We pretty much took Aldi’s concept and made it for Patriots only,” said supermarket founder, Chaz Rocket. “I’m also happy to announce that we will be open in time for Trumparilla baby!” Rocket then took out a t-shirt cannon and blasted a shirt…
Read MoreTrump begins new job at Mar-a-Lago
It appears that former President Donald Trump has found a way to continue residing at Mar-a-Lago, his luxury resort in Palm Beach, Florida. At least one of Trump’s neighbors has asked town officials to enforce an agreement that prohibits any club members from living there full time. Trump bought Mar-a-Lago in the mid-1980s and in…
Read MoreTrump hires John Morgan
Former President Donald Trump, suddenly finding himself without a legal defense team a little more than a week before his impeachment trial is scheduled to begin, has retained renowned Tampa personal injury lawyer John Morgan. Attorneys Butch Bowers, Deborah Barbier, Josh Howard, Johnny Gasser and Greg Harris have all ended their involvement with the case,…
Read MoreDisney maintenance workers injured updating Hall of Presidents
In what is being referred to as ‘an unfortunate incident’, two employees at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom in Orlando were suffered injuries this morning while working on a refurbishment of the popular theme park’s Hall of Presidents exhibit. “We always try to maintain the highest standards of safety for the sake of our guests…
Read MoreTrump Set to Pardon Joe Exotic During Final Day in Office
After much deliberation from President Trump’s team during its final hours in power, a final list of pardons has been released and includes many familiar names. “We want everyone to know that we take these issues very seriously and everyone that is being released today, we feel has served their sentence for the crimes they…
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