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This week’s public school lunch menus


As a public service to the millions of parents to school-age children in the Tampa Bay region who read our site every single day, Tampa News Force proudly presents what the kids will be eating for lunch at school this week. You know, for planning purposes. Enjoy!


  • Monday, October 3: Tater Thots
  • Tuesday, October 4: Crumb Guzzlers
  • Wednesday, October 5: 7-Layer Bacon Lasagna
  • Thursday, October 6: Fettuccini Afraido
  • Friday, October 7: Corn ala Alex Killorn


  • Monday, October 3: Asparagus Num-Nums with extra Gluten
  • Tuesday, October 4: Minced Bung Loaf
  • Wednesday, October 5: Limoncello Lemon Jello
  • Thursday, October 6: Schnitzel Grubers
  • Friday, October 7: C’Orn


  • Monday, October 3: Assorted leftover, abandoned racist premises from Chamberlain High School
  • Tuesday, October 4: Fruit Protective Cup
  • Wednesday, October 5: Jalapeno Jello Jammers
  • Thursday, October 6: Lyonnaise Tomatoes
  • Friday, October 7: Kjöhrn


  • Monday, October 3: Ersatz Tuna Whatzats
  • Tuesday, October 4: Non-consensual Chicken Tenders
  • Wednesday, October 5: Hamburger a L’Orange
  • Thursday, October 6: Chef Merle’s “5-alarm Dear Lord, the left side of my face is numb” loaf
  • Friday, October 7: Co;Rn


  • Monday, October 3: Squashed Beef
  • Tuesday, October 4: Critical Race Theory Puree
  • Wednesday, October 5: Peanut Allergy Surprise
  • Thursday, October 6: Deep Fried Gravy Nuggets
  • Friday, October 7: Maïs


  • Monday, October 3: Bazooka Joe’s Bubble Gumbo
  • Tuesday, October 4: Gay Agenda Toast
  • Wednesday, October 5: Heimlich Helper
  • Thursday, October 6: Cherry Cough Drop Mini Muffins
  • Friday, October 7: Chef’s Choice (spoiler alert: he chose corn)
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