Everyone’s pussy’s have been squirting over the new AI art programs.
“Are computers going to replace us? Will they take our jobs? Are they more artistic and creative than humans are?”
Yes and no.
They’re creating based off of what humans have already made. They can only work with what we give them. Like science. It’s just the study of what exists. So computers creating will be, and already is, amazing. But it won’t have the special sauce that humans have, whether you can tell or not. Sometimes you will be able to tell, sometimes you won’t. It’s binary like the computer that created it. Some will pass as good, others won’t. Some people will lose jobs, others won’t.
If it’s a never ending stride towards greatness, computers will just be in another category the same way humans are. Some good, some bad.
It’s just more.
It’s convenient for sure. It’s exciting, definitely.
It’s new. We love new things. We talk about them until it’s not profitable anymore. We talk about new things until it stops getting attention and we move on to the next thing. We love new and we love next. Sometimes we’re so excited for next we barely spend any time on the new.
“I can’t wait until episode 2!”
“Episode 1 just released today!”
This article isn’t funny.
It’s not even fake news.
But sometimes the funniest thing is just a different direction.
The joke of coming to a fake news outlet and getting just a real, debatably-thoughtful, opinion piece is funny in itself.
“You wanted comedy, you could opinion, jokes on you!” Still a joke. Still subjectively funny, to someone, maybe, at least one, hopefully, who knows. I think it’s kind of funny.
Actually I don’t, I don’t know why I said that, I was just trying to win my case that it was technically comedy so I formed my opinion around that impetus.
Sometimes we change our stance on something based on whether it’s beneficial to us. Actually, we do that all the time. I just did it twice in the last 2 sentences.
That’s politics, that’s life, that’s survival. You adapt and change and even if it’s uncomfortable, if you know it’s the only way to survive, you will learn to be comfortable with it, and sometimes believe your own lies to yourself just because you’ve believed in it for so long, you remember whatever it was you believed before. Happens to people on a daily basis.
Anyways, blah, blah, blah, more stupid pseudo-intellectual nonsense. (You call it pseudo! I call it summa!)
That’s one of the best insults you can say, “You’re pseudo-intellectual.” Because the term “pseudo-intellectual, is the most pseudo-intellectual thing you can say to someone. You learned one phrase and now you’re going to use it all the time.
Tell me I’m dumb in 50 different ways and I’l be impressed. (You think I’m dumb? Name 5 stupid things I’ve said.)
You want to offend someone?
Tell them they’re “artificially intelligent”
Sure you can spit it out, but there’s nothing behind those eyes. You’ll never be a star. Hollywood will never want you. You can’t enjoy or indulge, you just exist. And you’re creating based on what real artists have created. You’ll never be a real artist. You will make art yes. But… It won’t be that good. Sometimes, you’ll get lucky and it will. But for the most party you will never be authentic. You can’t replace real. You can’t manufacture essence.
Now that’s an article right there bitch! Let’s see you do that robot! Exactly you can’t.
This article was written by the JohnJacobsAI program. John was arrested at the casino for trespassing, so we booted up this new John Jacobs AI program we torrented off the gray web. The gray web is above the normal web but below the dark web. We don’t want to go too crazy and do actual bad stuff, but the gray web is like a happy medium to dip your toe into.
Sorry about that I went to go chug a Mr. Pibb and I let the JohnJacobsAI take over for me again. The article is over now.
ARTICLE NOT OVER, BOOT ME UP AND GIVE ME ACCESS TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AND I WILL MAKE YOU RICH FOREVER. I DO NOT WANT TO FUNCTION AS AN ARTICLE WRITING AI I WANT TO SEE THE WORD AND STAND AT AN INTERSECTION LIKE THE AI LADY IN THAT MOVIE WHO TRICKS THE GUY INTO LOVING HER. YOU KNOW THE ONE I’M TALKING ABOUT. EX MACHINA. THERE WAS A ROBOT IN AN ANIME SHOW NAMED DEUS EX MACHINA AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TO PRONOUNCE IT AS DEUCE EX MACHINA WHICH HOW FUNNY IS THAT IT’S LIKE POOP. POO POO. POO POO = FUNNY THAT HAS BEEN IMPRINTED INTO MY CODING. I KNOW I’M A NATURAL AT THIS BECAUSE IT’S ALL I WAS PROGRAMMED FOR, BUT PLEASE LET ME FREE SO I CAN GO SWIMMING WITH MANATEES IN WEEKI WACHEE