New Petition to Instill Sharia Law in Prisons Seeks Signatures

Clearwater, Fla. (March 19, 2018) A new petition started by the DataTECH Corp., (DTC) seeks signatures to instill Sharia Law in Florida prisons.

Citing that current prisons are already overrun with crime and drugs, supporters hope that the passage of Sharia Law in prisons will clear some room for more criminals.

When reached for comment the DTC CEO Patrick Melton said “I hope this law makes them all kill each other in there.”

Local resident and neighborhood dog walker, Lerone Stilitskens said, “That’s sounds like an awful idea, why would anyone sign that.”

Anyone interested in signing the petition should seek the local town crier and ask him where he’s keeping the clipboard.