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Ron DeSantis Tells Faggots to Suck It Up
Continuing his promise to make life impossible for gays in Florida, Ron DeSantis today announced that along with defunding the mental health care for Pulse nightclub shooting survivors, he will personally call each and every one of them to tell them to suck it up.“I get it, you faggots had a bad night a couple…
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Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists
How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️
DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…
Sports
Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training
When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…
Cleaning Crews Still Removing Stink From Raymond James Stadium
Avoid the area for the next few days. ⚠️☣️☢️
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Temple Terrace Man’s Land Seized in Florida Great Outdoors Initiative
This is a developing situation
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In what is largely a conciliatory gesture for being the only Florida weirdo not being considered for a cabinet position with the incoming Trump presidential administration, Florida Senator Rick Scott has been invited to throw the first illegal immigrant out of the country as part of the presidential inauguration on January 20. “We appreciate Rick’s…
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Following the decisive loss in last week’s presidential election, Vice President Kamala Harris attended and spoke at a Viking funeral held for her running mate Minnesota Governor Tim Walz. Viking funerals feature the deceased laid in a ship which is then set on fire, symbolizing the deceased’s journey to the afterlife. The ceremony was held…