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Couple selling extremely rare real estate plot in Tampa

Doug and Amanda Schbluth of Tampa Heights are selling their home, which happens to be the most unique house in the city: it’s the only structure in Tampa not built on top of an abandoned black cemetery.“That certainly isn’t why we bought it,” said Doug. “But it is why we’re selling it.” “We’ve always wanted…

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Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists

How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️

DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…

Nick Fuentes Receives Thanks

By Clark Brooks | November 11, 2024

It’s nice that other men are reaching out

Sports

Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training

When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…

Cleaning Crews Still Removing Stink From Raymond James Stadium

Avoid the area for the next few days. ⚠️☣️☢️

Rays Fan Bluff Called

By Clark Brooks | November 16, 2024

No trips across those pesky bridges THIS season, Tampa-based Rays fans! ⚾️🧢

It's a party with the USAG!

Details Emerging from Unreleased Gaetz Report

By Clark Brooks | November 22, 2024

Following the House Ethics Committee’s decision to not release its report on the conduct of former Florida congressman and former candidate for U.S. Attorney General Matt Gaetz, disturbing details are still coming to light about specific allegations. Among the claims being made by witnesses who testified to the committee is that Gaetz inquired in text…

Tampa Woman’s Insurance Only Covers Treatment at Places That Used to Be 7-Elevens

By Clark Brooks | November 21, 2024

Where does your insurance carrier let you go for healthcare? 👩‍⚕️👨‍⚕️🩻🏥

White Man Carefully Likes Black Woman’s Hair

By Clark Brooks | November 20, 2024

What would you say or not say?

Rick Scott Invited to Throw Out Ceremonial First Illegal Immigrant

By Clark Brooks | November 19, 2024

In what is largely a conciliatory gesture for being the only Florida weirdo not being considered for a cabinet position with the incoming Trump presidential administration, Florida Senator Rick Scott has been invited to throw the first illegal immigrant out of the country as part of the presidential inauguration on January 20. “We appreciate Rick’s…

DeSantis Designates Authorized Hurricane Landfall Point in Florida

By Clark Brooks | November 18, 2024

This should do the trick 🤞

Tampa Restaurant Gives False Hope to Tens of Hungry People

By Clark Brooks | November 17, 2024

Have you ever had an insatiable late-night craving? 🥡🥢🥠

Rays Fan Bluff Called

By Clark Brooks | November 16, 2024

No trips across those pesky bridges THIS season, Tampa-based Rays fans! ⚾️🧢

Onion Outbids Tampa News Force to Purchase Infowars

By Clark Brooks | November 15, 2024

We tried.

Tampa Woman Has Successful Date

By Clark Brooks | November 14, 2024

Have you ever had a date this good? 👩‍❤️‍👨

Kamala Attends Viking Funeral for Tim Walz

By Clark Brooks | November 13, 2024

Following the decisive loss in last week’s presidential election, Vice President Kamala Harris attended and spoke at a Viking funeral held for her running mate Minnesota Governor Tim Walz. Viking funerals feature the deceased laid in a ship which is then set on fire, symbolizing the deceased’s journey to the afterlife. The ceremony was held…