Old Man Rips Shirt

A 70-year-old man from Florida was witnessed tearing his shirt last night at the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

The senior citizen who chooses to identify under the name of “Hulk Hogan” instead of the one he was assigned at birth apparently destroyed the garment on purpose as a display of virility.

Earlier in the evening, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis addressed the assembled crowd and referenced the 1989 film “Weekend At Bernie’s” as Republicans continue to attempt to brand themselves as the party of youth and cultural relevance.