5 Ways To Citizens Arrest a Cop

We’ve all wondered if it were possible, and have had the urge to, citizens arrest a cop. The answer is it is, yes. But you have to follow specific rules to pull it off and these are 5 examples of how to get it done.

Switch Bodies With the Cop

You need to find some sort of device which allows you to switch bodies with another person, I would suggest a body-switch-o, which you can buy at any Home Depot or Lowes in your area. They’re $85 which is a bit pricey, but it’s definitely worth the money, as it allows you to switch places with anyone you use it on.

People have famously used it on celebrities during concerts which is why they have been banned from most public events. But if you’re able to use it on a cop, you will switch places with them, and be in their body, then easily be able to citizens arrest them.

Say The Magic Words

When every cop is sworn in and takes the police officer oath, they have put themselves under a certain code in which they must obey whoever utters the magic words to them at any moments regardless of circumstances. The magic words are a code of words you must say in this specific order, as follows: Alpha, Munchkin, Zebra, Delta, Taco, Taco, 49, Congo, Blitzen, Dash, Dash, Dash, Señorita, Bulldozer, Cooper, Candy.

If you say that code, the cop will freeze immediately, and then follow whatever orders you give them as if they’ve been hypnotized, because they kind of are.

Many people have gotten out of legal trouble by following this method. And it’s a perfect method to then turn and citizens arrest a cop.

Disable The 5G Towers

Cops radios work through 5G and if you turn off the towers, they will lose all power and be incapable of making arrests or any other decisions. If the towers are down you can simply walk up to them and say “I citizens arrest you” and they will put handcuffs on themselves and take themselves to prison. The only issue is, it’s really hard to turn off 5G towers, so don’t expect to do this one easily.

Location, Location, Location

Cops are much easier to citizens arrest depending on where they are. If you are at the Sultan of Brunei’s house, cops must be willing to get citizens’ arrested.

But if you are at a local police station, they will be much less likely to comply to your citizens arrest. Keep that in mind before you try to citizens arrest a cop.

Have Faith  

If you close your eyes and manifest a cop being citizens arrested by you, it will happen, you just need to believe in yourself and believe in the cosmos. It’s hard, but you can do it.

Disclaimer: Do not do any of these.