Isn’t this fucking Boring!?

“Doesn’t this suck!? Isn’t this fucking boring!?

I guess? I mean yea it sucks but like, at least we’re not dead right? Negativity isn’t going to get us anywhere, we need to focus on doing everything we can to manage and be good. That’s all. Who cares it’s been a long time, real people are getting effected, and it’s effecting everyone in the world, so we’re all in it together. We get to bond again. This is our opportunity to prove to ourselves and each other that we’re decent. Are we decent? Are you?” Joe Pesci asked me as I waited at the bus stop.

“Yea, I mean I guess so, I think you should be 6 feet back.” I said.

He walked closer.

“Come here let me smooch your chooch,” He said as he grabbed at me, tips of his fingers briskly brushing against my body as I jolted backwards trying to avoid contact.

Suddenly steps appeared infront of me, a technicolor flight, and I ascend the steps and there’s some sort of floating eye in front of me with all forms of color and light emitting from it’s iris.

“Holy shit..!” I said confidently.

I lost track of my thoughts and I forgot what I was writing.

Oh yea! We’re stuck inside! Try doing things that take your mind off the virus like writing fake satirical semi-news articles, (and I use the word “news” lightly.) Or, you know, other things, like avoiding your problems! Why do yo do that! Stop it! Stop it! We hired Tony Robins to yell at you for 15 minutes a day, and it’s costing us twice the GDP but at this point we can’t really afford not to go with this option, so to save humanity we’re going to have to get someone who can help you dig deep inside yourself and pull out your best self like a magician. Ta da! You’re a good person now! It’s that easy. Religion does it all the time. Say you’re something and it’ll be so if you believe it. So look in the mirror and stare into your own eyes and say, “Am I a good person?” And just look at yourself, and say, “What should I do? How do I be better? Please God give me the answers!” And you know what? Sometimes that kind of helps, maybe? Maybe a little? I’m not honestly sure, but when you’ve bot this kind of free time it doesn’t hurt to try does it? I didn’t fucking think so, anyways, times are boring so good luck staying ‘tained (entertained) at home, because we know over here at the TNF offices, we wish we were there, and not stuck here in the 40-story mansion that is our downtown HQ. God I miss my catsssss ahhhhh kitties I’ll be back soon! Hugs and Kisses!!