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DeSantis issues arrest warrant for Amanda Gorman
“…how is she a poet? I’ve attempted to read some of her other poems and they don’t even rhyme”
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Fake news reporter celebrates 500+ stories published
John Jacobs, one of the head writers at Tampa News Force, is celebrating the milestone of over 500 articles published for TNF. To help him…
Journalist struggles with identity crisis
“I’m rich and I identify as rich, but I am stuck in a non-rich person’s body, so I am asking for donations to help me through this transition and buy this Burberry trench coat I really want.”
Target vandal Ethan Schmidt gets engaged at Ybor gay bar
Congratulations Ethan Schmidt! We couldn’t be happier for you!
Sports
The Rock offers Vipers back to Tampa Bay
XFL League Owner Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, with the full, enthusiastic backing of the City of Las Vegas, Nevada, has offered the league’s team franchise…
Rays decide to wrap up ‘23 season
Following a 4-0 win over the Detroit Tigers to open the 2023 Major League Baseball season, the Tampa Bay Rays have decided that they’re done…
Tom Brady has explosive diarrhea after eating bread
When do you think was the last time Tom Brady had a shit this bad? 💩
Arts and Entertainment
A sincere THANK YOU from Tampa News Force…
to everyone who supported us in any and every way possible in presenting “Tampa News Force: LIVE!” at the just completed Tampa International Fringe Festival in Ybor CIty.
2023 TAMPA INTERNATIONAL FRINGE FESTIVAL WILL HOST TAMPA NEWS FORCE LIVE! FOR REALSIES
Totally 100% real, not fake news about something exciting that Tampa News Force is doing!
TOMORROW NIGHT: TNF Live! New monthly show debuts in Ybor City
After successful run at Tampa Fringe Fe,st 2023 Tampa News Force (TNF) Live! has been picked up as The Fringe Theatre’s first monthly show!
Government
Free sex hotline turns out to be Ron DeSantis cell phone number
Have you ever accidentally dialed this number? 📲
Local and Community
Tampa starts looking like London
The city of Tampa has started to look a lot like London, whether you’re ready for it or not. Theater shows popping up everywhere. Tube…
Ghost of WWII vet killed in action glad his sacrifice was meaningful
“Say, that’s some mighty swell patio furniture you got there!
“…how is she a poet? I’ve attempted to read some of her other poems and they don’t even rhyme”
Congratulations Ethan Schmidt! We couldn’t be happier for you!
“Say, that’s some mighty swell patio furniture you got there!
The city of Tampa has started to look a lot like London, whether you’re ready for it or not. Theater shows popping up everywhere. Tube strikes. Train delays. Buckingham palace. It’s literally London. The buildings are old and made of stone with sconces and moldings which make you question whether or not they were made…
John Jacobs, one of the head writers at Tampa News Force, is celebrating the milestone of over 500 articles published for TNF. To help him celebrate we’re going to take a look back at some of his most popular articles: Retard baby jerks itself off using its webbed toes This article was the first one…
In an attempt to shame a group of people for being recognized by the LA Dodgers, Marco Rubio has accidentally become the top disseminator of gay erotica on social media. “It’s disgusting seeing what the MLB glorifies these days,” said Florida Senator, Marco Rubio. “Someone sent me the full performance of these mostly naked guys…
When do you think was the last time Tom Brady had a shit this bad? 💩
“I’m rich and I identify as rich, but I am stuck in a non-rich person’s body, so I am asking for donations to help me through this transition and buy this Burberry trench coat I really want.”
