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Fake news reporter celebrates 500+ stories published

John Jacobs, one of the head writers at Tampa News Force, is celebrating the milestone of over 500 articles published for TNF. To help him…

Journalist struggles with identity crisis

“I’m rich and I identify as rich, but I am stuck in a non-rich person’s body, so I am asking for donations to help me through this transition and buy this Burberry trench coat I really want.”

Ethan Schmidt

Target vandal Ethan Schmidt gets engaged at Ybor gay bar

By Clark Brooks | May 29, 2023

Congratulations Ethan Schmidt! We couldn’t be happier for you!

Sports

Vegas TB Vipers

The Rock offers Vipers back to Tampa Bay

XFL League Owner Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, with the full, enthusiastic backing of the City of Las Vegas, Nevada, has offered the league’s team franchise…

Rays decide to wrap up ‘23 season

Following a 4-0 win over the Detroit Tigers to open the 2023 Major League Baseball season, the Tampa Bay Rays have decided that they’re done…

Brady Diarreah

Tom Brady has explosive diarrhea after eating bread

By John Jacobs | May 26, 2023

When do you think was the last time Tom Brady had a shit this bad? 💩

Arts and Entertainment

TNF Live

A sincere THANK YOU from Tampa News Force…

to everyone who supported us in any and every way possible in presenting “Tampa News Force: LIVE!” at the just completed Tampa International Fringe Festival in Ybor CIty.

2023 TAMPA INTERNATIONAL FRINGE FESTIVAL WILL HOST TAMPA NEWS FORCE LIVE! FOR REALSIES

Totally 100% real, not fake news about something exciting that Tampa News Force is doing!

TNF Live at the Fringe

TOMORROW NIGHT: TNF Live! New monthly show debuts in Ybor City

By TNF | May 23, 2023

After successful run at Tampa Fringe Fe,st 2023 Tampa News Force (TNF) Live! has been picked up as The Fringe Theatre’s first monthly show!

Local and Community

Amanda Gorman

DeSantis issues arrest warrant for Amanda Gorman

By Clark Brooks | May 31, 2023

“…how is she a poet? I’ve attempted to read some of her other poems and they don’t even rhyme”

New College

New College Unveils Conservative Arts Major

By Josh Santos | May 30, 2023

Is this the future of education in Florida? 📚

Ethan Schmidt

Target vandal Ethan Schmidt gets engaged at Ybor gay bar

By Clark Brooks | May 29, 2023

Congratulations Ethan Schmidt! We couldn’t be happier for you!

Memorial Day

Ghost of WWII vet killed in action glad his sacrifice was meaningful

By Clark Brooks | May 29, 2023

“Say, that’s some mighty swell patio furniture you got there!

London

Tampa starts looking like London

By John Jacobs | May 28, 2023

The city of Tampa has started to look a lot like London, whether you’re ready for it or not. Theater shows popping up everywhere. Tube strikes. Train delays. Buckingham palace. It’s literally London. The buildings are old and made of stone with sconces and moldings which make you question whether or not they were made…

500

Fake news reporter celebrates 500+ stories published

By John Jacobs | May 27, 2023

John Jacobs, one of the head writers at Tampa News Force, is celebrating the milestone of over 500 articles published for TNF. To help him celebrate we’re going to take a look back at some of his most popular articles: Retard baby jerks itself off using its webbed toes This article was the first one…

Marco

Marco Rubio Top Disseminator of Gay Erotica

By Josh Santos | May 26, 2023

In an attempt to shame a group of people for being recognized by the LA Dodgers, Marco Rubio has accidentally become the top disseminator of gay erotica on social media. “It’s disgusting seeing what the MLB glorifies these days,” said Florida Senator, Marco Rubio. “Someone sent me the full performance of these mostly naked guys…

Brady Diarreah

Tom Brady has explosive diarrhea after eating bread

By John Jacobs | May 26, 2023

When do you think was the last time Tom Brady had a shit this bad? 💩

Journalist struggles with identity crisis

By John Jacobs | May 25, 2023

“I’m rich and I identify as rich, but I am stuck in a non-rich person’s body, so I am asking for donations to help me through this transition and buy this Burberry trench coat I really want.”

Vote DeSantis

DeSantis shocked to learn that he is running for President

By Clark Brooks | May 25, 2023

“Who, moi? For El Presidente?”