Analyst Drinking Alone at 6:30pm on a Tuesday Declares Baker Mayfield Looks Real Good Out There

After watching 13 seconds of b-roll video from Tampa Bay Buccaneers training camp yesterday, St. Petersburg’s Tim Woodhut announced to no one in particular that quarterback Baker Mayfield “looks real good out there.”

“Yes sir, real good,” he affirmed as no one else at the bar At Applebee’s paid attention, noticing that some of the footage showed Mayfield jogging in shorts and an orange ‘no contact’ jersey. 

He also had similarly exact praise for the same reason for   either Chris Godwin or Mike Evans, depending on which one of the wide receivers is number 14. He’s not sure.

“Of course, the key is defense,” he said knowingly, withholding an overall prognostication of the team’s overall prospects for the upcoming season, leaving everyone who was trying to ignore him unsure about how he thinks the team will fare. “And the O line, of course.”

“I guess we’ll see,” he said, shrugging his shoulders and finishing his fourth beer.